Transmigrated as the fake young master, I'll beat up the scumbags and b*tches-Chapter 269Vol. 1 - - Amusement park!
News of HuMing spread through the school like wildfire—no one had expected the new transfer student to be such a skilled fighter.
Of course, HuMing himself didn’t care much about the attention.
In a place like JingDu, he saw no need to concern himself with other people’s opinions. After all, he was from the Gu family, and that name alone was enough.
That said, he didn’t go out of his way to be arrogant. As long as he stayed within reasonable bounds, things were fine. But if someone was stupid enough to provoke him, that was a different story.
"HuMing, where exactly did you learn your swordsmanship?"
It was the weekend, and HuMing happened to be chatting with Ye QiuXue. The two had found some free time to hang out.
Ye QiuXue usually spent her weekends studying, but since HuMing had invited her out, she naturally accepted. Besides, ever since that night, it seemed like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders—she was breezing through her studies with ease.
HuMing’s victory over the kendo club’s captain had already become the hottest gossip at school. Everyone was curious about this guy who fought without even wearing protective gear.
No one knew his true background. They only knew one thing—he was fast. So fast, it was shocking.
"Just picked it up here and there. Troublesome to use and honestly not all that useful," HuMing replied lazily, stretching with a yawn.
Lately, he hadn’t been getting enough sleep. Not that school life was stressful for him—quite the opposite, really. Guys like him had it easy. But every now and then, he made a point of pretending to work hard, just for appearances.
"You okay? You look exhausted all the time. If you're tired, just go home and sleep," Ye QiuXue said with concern.
HuMing waved a hand dismissively, clearly unbothered.
The two of them had been sitting in a bubble tea shop for a while now, with no real destination in mind.
Life was just that dull. Even going out together, they had no clue where to go or what to do.
"How about karaoke?" Ye QiuXue suddenly suggested.
HuMing frowned, looking reluctant.
"Ye QiuXue, are you really that bored?"
"What do you mean ‘that bored’? I'm making suggestions here! If you don’t want to sing, then you tell me—where do we go?" She shot the question right back at him.
In truth, she wasn’t particularly keen on karaoke either. She just wanted an excuse to spend more time with HuMing.
"Amusement park?"
"Brilliant idea! Let’s go!" Ye QiuXue grabbed her bag, sprang to her feet, and dragged HuMing out the door.
Soon enough, they were standing in line to buy tickets.
The scorching sun made waiting unbearable. Many people had umbrellas out, shielding themselves from the relentless heat.
HuMing and Ye QiuXue happened to be lucky enough to stand in someone's shade.
Looking around, Ye QiuXue whispered to him, "I didn't think there’d be this many people. I was hoping to come when it was less crowded."
"It's the weekend. When else would people come? Look at that line behind us—you should be grateful we got here when we did."
Ye QiuXue followed his gaze and turned around. Behind them stretched an endless line of people, all waiting to buy tickets. By sheer luck, they had arrived somewhere in the middle, and their turn was coming up soon.
"In this weather, we should’ve gone to the pool instead," HuMing grumbled, clenching his fists in regret.
Just imagine how many good figures he could’ve seen at the pool! Maybe even the president in a swimsuit—
Damn it, that would’ve been a golden opportunity!
Wait. When did he become this shallow? He used to be a cold, ruthless "hands-off" kind of guy!
"...HuMing, you seem to be thinking about something questionable just now," Ye QiuXue said with a suspicious smile. If she’d been holding a knife, she would’ve looked exactly like a yandere heroine.
She stomped on his foot—hard—snapping him out of it.
HuMing took a deep breath and forced a smile onto his face.
"President, why don’t we go to the pool instead? It’s way too hot for an amusement park—"
"You’re absolutely right! We came here specifically to suffer!" Ye QiuXue cut him off, flashing a thumbs-up.
HuMing had nothing left to say.
Finally, it was their turn at the ticket counter.
The cashier glanced at them and asked, "Couple’s tickets are 250, individual tickets are 150 each. Which one do you want?"
"Couple’s ticket!" Ye QiuXue answered before HuMing could react. She quickly pulled out her phone, scanned the code, and paid for the tickets before dragging him inside.
"Hold on, 250?! Why is it so expensive?" HuMing grumbled.
Ye QiuXue rolled her eyes and pointed at the price chart.
"It’s the weekend. Prices are different from weekdays. And besides, this is actually cheaper than two single tickets—we saved fifty bucks! That’s enough for dinner later!"
HuMing shook his head in defeat. Discussing money with a budget-conscious woman was terrifying.
She could probably detect even a single extra cent spent—she was sharper than an accountant.
But before he could dwell on it any longer, Ye QiuXue had already dashed toward the first attraction.
"HuMing! Take a picture of me!"
She was riding the carousel, striking a ridiculously outdated "V" pose with her fingers.
HuMing couldn't help but roast her.
"Wow, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were some old lady from the last century. Can’t you pose a little better?"
"Screw you! Let’s see you try then!" Ye QiuXue snapped.
No girl could stand being called ugly—Ye QiuXue was no exception.
She jumped off the carousel and chased HuMing through the park, until they found themselves in front of a massive structure.
A giant skull loomed over the entrance, and a long line of couples waited outside.
HuMing came to a stop, turning back to Ye QiuXue with a challenging look in his eyes.
But before he could say anything, she stepped forward without hesitation and walked straight into the haunted house.
The haunted house was pitch black, so dark that one couldn’t even see their own fingers. Ye QiuXue strode forward boldly, while HuMing followed close behind.
“HuMing, if you get scared later, just call out ‘Big Sis’, and I’ll protect you.”
“For real? Then I—what the hell?!”
HuMing’s eyes widened in sheer terror, his entire body freezing as if paralyzed by fear. Seeing his expression, Ye QiuXue immediately tensed up. She instinctively turned around, stepping back in alarm—only to bump right into him.
But there was nothing there. Only the cold air blowing down from above.
It was then that Ye QiuXue realized—HuMing had tricked her! She knew it! This guy was messing with her!
Whipping her head around, she shot him a glare, but HuMing merely raised an eyebrow, his grin utterly unrestrained.
And so, the two of them strolled through the haunted house without a hitch.
Even when doors suddenly burst open to reveal ghosts attempting to scare them, they barely reacted, walking straight toward the exit as if nothing had happened.
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What’s worse, they casually critiqued the placement of the ghosts as they went, complaining that they were too predictable and not scary at all.
Listening to them, the haunted house staff felt their blood pressure spike. They nearly stormed out to chase the two of them away on the spot!
Wasn’t this haunted house supposed to help couples grow closer? So why were these two acting like inspectors, pointing out every flaw?
Unaware of the emotional turmoil they had caused the staff, Ye QiuXue and HuMing soon exited the haunted house.
“Meh, not great. Pretty mediocre.” Ye QiuXue crossed her arms, unimpressed.
HuMing, lips pressed together, could only sigh in resignation as he looked at the girl before him.
“What’s next? We’re not just leaving, are we?”
“Next? Obviously, the roller coaster!” Ye QiuXue pointed to the towering ride in the distance. From above, bloodcurdling screams echoed, each one more tragic than the last.
HuMing’s brows furrowed. His expression stiffened.
Ye QiuXue caught the change immediately. Raising an eyebrow, she teased, “What, never been on one before? It’s a rare chance, you should ride with me!”
“I’d rather just hold your—”
Before he could finish, Ye QiuXue had already dragged him toward the line.
His expression twisted in visible distress, clearly resistant to anything this intense.
When their turn arrived, Ye QiuXue sat beside him, flashing a mischievous grin.
“So, HuMing, why don’t you just admit what kind of rides you actually like? Your face is turning pale. Don’t tell me… you’re scared?”
“If I confess now, can I get off?”
“Nope~”
The ride started moving, inching upward. HuMing gripped the safety bar tightly, staring dead ahead, looking as though he were being sent to the gallows. Meanwhile, Ye QiuXue was practically bouncing with excitement, eager for what was to come.
“This is stupid. We should’ve just gone for the carousel—that’s something everyone can enjoy.”
The moment those words left his mouth, the roller coaster shot forward like a rocket.
His jaw dropped, but whatever scream he wanted to let out was lost amidst the deafening cries in the air.
Meanwhile, Ye QiuXue burst into laughter, completely different from the composed and dignified girl she usually was.
She had completely let loose.
The camera captured the moment, preserving it as a souvenir for all the ride’s passengers.
“Ahh! That was fun!” Ye QiuXue hopped off the ride, still buzzing with excitement.
HuMing, however, had to support himself against a wall, carefully inching forward.
“…You okay?”
Ye QiuXue patted his back, but the moment she did, HuMing lost all restraint—he turned and vomited straight into a nearby patch of grass.
It was as awful as one could imagine.
“I… I have officially lost all dignity today.”
After emptying his stomach, HuMing felt an overwhelming sense of relief, like he had just been liberated.
He collapsed onto a nearby bench, still looking shaken.
Ye QiuXue handed him a bottle of water.
She had originally wanted to buy two, but the amusement park’s prices were outrageous—she couldn’t bring herself to spend that much.
HuMing unscrewed the cap, took two swigs straight from the bottle, then passed it back to her.
“Nope, I’m done. I can’t handle rides like that. It’s too much.”
“What? You can’t even handle a roller coaster?”
“I’m afraid of heights! Do you not get that?!” HuMing snapped, casting a glance to the side before quickly looking away.
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