Naruto: Uchiha's Unserious Saga-Chapter 313: Wait, They Got Power-Ups for Free?!

"What did you say?"

Uchiha Funan, suddenly stood up, his expression stunned.

"You said Sasuke awakened the Mangekyō?"

"And Naruto gained control of the Nine-Tails' power?"

Jiraiya looked at Funan strangely and asked, "You didn't know?"

"Fuck, how was I supposed to know? I'm still fighting here!"

Jiraiya was stunned and said, "You obviously value those two children very much. I thought this was your plan."

"Think about it, don't you value those two children?"

"You specifically asked me to bring them to Mount Myoboku and even told me that there might be accidents, so I should pay more attention and not be too surprised."

"Aren't they very special to you as well?"

Funan: "..."

Hearing you say that, I feel very suspicious.

There is a tendency of being a mastermind behind the scenes.

"I don't know!" Funan sat back in the chair and frowned. "Naruto can be explained, but Sasuke..."

"It's too sudden!" Jiraiya kept his eyes on Funan and said, "Suddenly awakening the Mangekyō? I have never heard of such a thing."

"That's right! As the head of the Uchiha clan, I have never heard of it, and there is no such record in the history of the Uchiha clan."

Funan seemed to be thinking about something.

The reason why he treated those two children specially was because they were the two sons of the Sage of the Six Paths.

The eldest son, Indra! The second son, Asura!

Funan concluded that the old fox of the Six Paths would not sit idly by and let everything go according to plan—he would definitely intervene.

These two children were the 'points' for him to intervene! But...

Funan could never have imagined that the old man was so shameless.

Such a huge power was actually given to the two little guys for free.

The power of the Nine-Tails! The Mangekyō Sharingan!

The other party had started to take action, preparing to take everything into his palm.

To make the shinobi world operate according to his vision.

Tsk, tsk, and these are his own sons!

How many Jinchūriki have never mastered the power of the tailed beasts? Even Killer Bee had to make countless efforts.

Not to mention the Mangekyō—what huge sacrifices did the Uchiha have to make to achieve it?

These two guys just took a nap.

Just...

What should I do at this time?

Funan hesitated.

Inside his body, the power of the nine tailed beasts had already been successfully gathered.

The gap between the Eternal Mangekyō and the Rinnegan was not big.

Now, there was still a steady stream of White Zetsu corpses being sent over. Once he devoured them, there was a high probability that he could transform and awaken the Rinnegan!

In this case, should he face the Six Paths head-on?

Not sure!

At least, not 100% sure!

"Jiraiya!" Funan looked at Jiraiya and said, "Return to Mount Myoboku immediately, watch over those two children, and ensure their safety!"

Jiraiya smiled bitterly and said, "Those two children are clamoring to join the battle!"

Funan thought for a moment and said decisively, "If they want to join the battle, then allow it!"

"Ah!!!"

Jiraiya was stunned and said, "Hokage-sama, are you crazy? Those two children are only twelve years old! Let them go to the battlefield so early?"

"What were you doing when you were twelve?" Funan asked in return. "What about me when I was twelve? What was the father of those two children doing when he was twelve?"

Jiraiya had nothing to say.

What else were they doing when they were twelve years old? Of course, they were already on the battlefield!

Funan said coldly, "Uchiha Madara has already appeared, and no one knows what he wants to do. At this time, we can't afford to give up any power, especially when this power is so strong."

"I understand!"

Jiraiya left in a depressed mood.

Funan sat in the office, thinking for a long time, then disappeared in a flash using the Body Flicker Technique.

When he reappeared, he was already inside Senju Tobirama's laboratory.

"I'm here."

"How was the thing I asked you to do last time?"

Funan looked at Tobirama and asked directly, without politeness.

"What is it?" Tobirama's expression was serious.

Funan had entrusted him with a lot of important tasks.

"About the sealing technique!"

"I have a clue, just one step away!" Tobirama said in surprise. "What? Are you anxious?"

"Put everything on hold!" Funan said without hesitation. "Put the plan to increase Hashirama's power on hold. The key is the sealing technique!"

"This..." Tobirama said in surprise. "Are you sure? Big Brother's power is still far from complete. If he can recover more of it, even if Uchiha Madara has the Rinnegan, Big Brother definitely won't be weaker."

"I'm very sure!"

Funan said decisively, "Second Hokage, that sealing technique is now listed as the top priority, and the First Hokage's power enhancement is second!"

"Understood!" Tobirama nodded in agreement.

"Where is the First Hokage?" Funan looked around and, not seeing Hashirama, couldn't help but ask.

"At the casino!"

Funan: "..."

If Tobirama can't succeed, then he has to find a way to get what he wants from Orochimaru.

Suddenly, a trace of doubt arose in his mind.

At this moment, is Orochimaru the snake uncle or the snake aunt?

Forget it, I'll ask him next time we meet.

Funan found this question very interesting.

Orochimaru, who can be male or female, attack or receive—impressive!

...

Time flies.

In the blink of an eye, two weeks passed.

Because there was still a tough battle ahead, everyone was actively preparing.

Uchiha Itachi was teaching Uchiha Sasuke how to use the Mangekyō.

As for Naruto, Killer Bee would teach him.

Would Killer Bee agree? The Eight-Tails Jinchūriki, who was accidentally 'picked up' by Funan, would definitely not be happy, so Funan used a genjutsu.

Both Killer Bee and the Eight-Tails fell into the Mangekyō genjutsu, and all the experience of using the tailed beast chakra was passed on to Naruto without missing a single detail.

The Fourth Raikage...

With Funan's order, he was beheaded in public.

The Kumo-nin had no hope of escape left!

At this moment, Mabui and the other shinobi were captured by Konoha's forces and locked up in the Konoha.

Funan found Mabui, the female secretary, very interesting.

Now, she had begun taking over some of Konoha's minor affairs.

As for revenge—haha, facing such a powerful ninja like Funan, did they really want to risk their lives?

The Fourth Raikage was dead, the Fifth Raikage was imprisoned, and soon he too would be executed.

Was revenge even worth considering?

Would people like Mabui really not think about their own future?

Who doesn't have a family? Not everyone is an orphan.

Aside from Mabui, Funan had another personal secretary—Samui!

She had a delicate appearance, a calm expression, and an air of coldness.

There was a certain intellectual beauty about her.

Moreover, her figure was excellent.

Pakura and the others rolled their eyes in anger.

Enough is enough! So many women! Aren't you worried about exhausting yourself to death?

"There's nothing I can do about it!" Funan said with an air of sacrifice. "Many people from Kumo and Iwa have joined Konoha. As Hokage, I have to sacrifice myself so they can peacefully integrate into the village."

"Is this how you integrate them into Konoha?"

"Of course!" Funan replied calmly. "Being the Hokage's woman means being a close confidant. This will make the people of Kumo and Iwa feel like they are no longer outsiders. They will gradually accept Konoha and, eventually, integrate into it."

"Wrong logic!"

Shirayu sneered and said, "Uchiha Funan, Hokage-sama, I want to tell you something. You already have plenty of women in Uchiha. How many do you have now? Haha, can you even count them yourself?"

"I can count them!"

Funan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know."

"Humph!" Shirayu snorted coldly and didn't bother to argue anymore.

...

Obito dispatched his troops again!

This was the third time!

Moreover, he had dispatched his troops three times in a short period.

He had failed all three times!

This time, it was his last desperate attempt.

If he failed, it would be time for him to leave.

At this moment, Obito thought of Rin.

If the goddess were still here, what would she say to him?

He thought of the goddess's smiles, anger, and sorrow.

His heart softened.

Every moment he had spent with her quickly resurfaced in his mind.

That was his happiest time.

But!

At the end of those memories was... Kakashi!

Obito's eye twitched.

That lifeless fish-eye was annoying no matter how he looked at it!

Moreover, the other party's talent surpassed his own. He had been beaten up since he was a child.

Although he was the one who initiated the challenge every time!

The one who gets beaten never thinks they're wrong.

It's over!

It will be over soon!

Everything will end in the final battle.

"Everyone, are you ready?"

Obito looked down at the members of the Akatsuki.

The Akatsuki people remained silent.

Everyone?

Damn, is there anyone left?

The people who had once been in the Akatsuki organization had once been full of confidence.

Not only in themselves but also in their comrades.

Even though many of them were hostile to each other and wanted to kill one another, they still acknowledged each other's strength.

But now?

Nagato had been turned into a puppet and was sealed by Konoha in the last battle!

Konan had betrayed them, gone to Konoha, and stood on the enemy's side!

Uchiha Funan—that was the enemy.

Biwa Juzo had died, killed by Obito himself.

Sasori, in the last battle, had stayed to fight Chiyo, and there had been no news of him since.

Tobi, also known as Obito, was the true leader of the Akatsuki organization, the mastermind behind this war, one of the three giants, and commanded the White Zetsu Army.

Orochimaru, although he had once betrayed them, had returned. He was one of the three giants in this battle, with more than 2,000 reincarnated shinobi under his command.

Hiruko, a very low-key member of the Akatsuki organization, was one of the three giants in this battle, with more than 30 bloodline-powered monsters under his command.

Black and White Zetsu were members of the Akatsuki organization with mediocre combat abilities but were skilled in tracking and intelligence gathering.

Deidara, the explosion artist, was one of the only two active fighters left in Akatsuki.

Hoshigaki Kisame, the shark man and rogue ninja of Kirigakure, was the other remaining active fighter.

Now, there were only two people in Akatsuki who could still fight.

Deidara and Hoshigaki Kisame!

The others were either incapable of fighting or high-ranking members who would never step onto the battlefield themselves.

Faced with such a situation, Obito couldn't help but fall into silence.

Looking around, he suddenly realized how much his team had weakened.

Orochimaru and the others scanned the area, and their already low morale plummeted further!

In the shadows, Uchiha Madara folded his arms across his chest: "..."

This is it?

You're planning to fight Konoha at its peak strength with this?

Obito, I underestimated you!

Even in the face of adversity, you still push forward bravely!

You are unyielding, truly worthy of being a member of my Uchiha clan... Bah!

Are you attacking Konoha with your men, or are you going to surrender?

Looking at your forces... Does anyone really believe you're not just walking into your own doom?

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