MTL - The Black Tech Life of Scum-Chapter 1 : Lazy son of the old Zhang family

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It's slightly hot in the summer afternoon.

"Lao Zhang, are you working again?"

嗯 "Well, go and water the pigsty. This is a hot thief. I'm afraid the pigs will be stuffy ..."

"Where's your Xiaofan? Are you working? Why don't you ask him to come here to help?"

"I have to go quickly, I have to go to the melon point later to get some melon to feed the pigs ...... turn back and talk!"

Zhang Jianjun said without going back, wearing a straw hat with a head, a little lower, a little back ...

In recent years, Zhang Jianjun's most annoying, but his only child: Zhang Yifan;

This kid didn't let himself worry .....

Zhang Jianjun can also be regarded as a role in the village. In the past, he became a pacesetter for wealth, a breeding expert, and hung over the safflower to take the stage and took a 10,000 yuan brand ...

People of that era had very strong self-discipline ability, and they could be regarded as Zhang Jianjun, who was really rooted in Miao Hong. Even if he drank too much alcohol, he never sinned;

However, a word that lingered on him recently is: When I see a child from someone else's house, I ca n’t wait to put it back in my house and give birth again.

The words are dry and not dry.

Zhang Yifan didn't know what was going on. He played in class and loved to go to school, so his grades were very poor, and he was disappointed by the teacher in all aspects.

Zhang Jianjun and Huang Xiujuan also ran for this purpose. I do n’t know how many trips to school, but they are useless;

I can only helplessly say to the teacher every time: This child is at home, but I have not beaten and scolded, but this, this ...

This is true. The two couples of Lao Zhang did not jealously educate their sons, used successful people as role models, and used the village's most inscrutable mix as negative materials ....

I even bought a lot of parenting books for this purpose, and I have taken parental courses like Disciples Rules a few times ...

However, this kind of education is obviously not suitable for the old Zhang family who has no culture, and when talking, it will directly become violent behavior ...

Small enough to use bamboo sticks to stir-fry the bamboo shoots, as large as a broomstick, a whole martial arts staged by a pole, the entire village knows that the old Zhang family is almost a chicken fly every day ...

However, Zhang Yifan is still as he is, he has been banned from playing, and ca n’t go out to play. Just like at home, the adult did n’t stare for a few minutes, looking at the book or doing his homework, and he did n’t know what was going on. ...

The failure of family education led to Zhang Jianjun's failure to raise his head every time a parent-teacher meeting was held, and finally let his wife go to the top.

I remembered that when I was on the stage to receive the award, I was a bit fancier, and the strong spirit of dying in the laughter was flying.

It happened to the son's generation, and she was completely disappointed. At each parent meeting, she was the object of criticism and was included in the ranks of constant education ...

That feeling is really angry! Hate!

After getting through his nine-year compulsory education, Zhang Jianjun and his two couples couldn't bear to leave the society too early;

Bian then gritted his teeth, a trustee's trustee, a gift-giving gift, and forced Zhang Yifan to a high school in the county, and studied in high school for three years;

I thought Zhang Yifan would be better when he grew up. In the end, the college entrance examination still scored almost the bottom of the school ...

However, the Zhang Jianjun and his wife haven't had the kind of hate and iron that they hadn't before-they have been used to it for more than ten years;

Fortunately, Zhang Yifan's child is not all a disadvantage, except that he loves to make small mistakes when he is studying, too lazy to learn, or too lazy to move, others are just fine;

No mischief, no fighting, no trouble, and the child's politeness at home is good enough, and he knows to teach the elders;

What's amazing is that there is usually something wrong with any electrical machine in the house. He can probably trouble it, so Zhang Jianjun feels that his child may really only be able to toss the junk.

It seems that this child's mind is a little different from normal people. It is cold in winter. In order to keep his hands in his pocket for heating without hindering reading novels, he also created a gadget that can be used to control the pages of the book in his pants pocket .. ..

Of course, after being discovered by his mother Huang Xiujuan, she just smashed it .... In her words, if you do n’t study well, you want to be lazy, that is, ask for food and do n’t set a bowl—no way out.

‘Will children like to develop in this area? ‘Zhang Jianjun has a little idea, and then ...

After a little encouragement in this regard, Zhang Jianjun had a pain, mainly due to the cost-Zhang Yifan's expenses suddenly became large, and the most important thing was that he often used home appliances that were used well at home to be broken down into waste products. ..

建 Zhang Jianjun still from time to time delighted that his stick education was quite effective: the talent was not played, at least he still played a filial pie ...

Alas, the two couples together, no matter how good the child can't read, they are always their own children, and they can't be thrown there no matter what, let him and the little junkies break down.

The family meeting of the three of them was held one night shortly after getting the college entrance examination results, and was successfully concluded in the roar of Zhang Jianjun and the sound of discouragement by Huang Xiujuan.

一 Zhang Yifan, who had shunned a stick, got his new life-enrolled in a vocational and technical college to take an auto repair major.

建 Zhang Jianjun ’s starting point is very simple. How can I let Zhang Yifan learn a skill, no matter whether he graduates in the future, goes to work or opens a shop by himself, he will not starve himself in the future;

At the same time, it is also possible to chase a girl back at school, and to raise pigs at home or something, raising a family is not a problem.

However, Zhang Jianjun's wishful thinking is indeed closed this time;

The auto repair major is indeed a popular major. As people's incomes rise and their living standards rise, there is naturally a need in this regard;

However, the auto repair major is also a bachelor major, and it is impossible to have any girls ...

So Zhang Yifan, who graduated from the vocational college three years ago, returned to the village alone;

Then, the door is not out, the second door is not moving ...

I also didn't go out, but, except to go to the village outlet to buy soy sauce and buy a pack of cigarettes, at most, I went to the classmate who opened the waste recycling station at the county's home ....

How can Zhang Jianjun not worry?

The people of the same age as Zhang Yifan, those who went to work, brought their wives back with their children during the New Year;

Those who run a small business at home, or go to make trouble in the fields, the house should be up, and the children are going to kindergarten;

And his son, who is obviously a ‘highly educated’ student in the village, is lonely, like the oldest leftover men who almost passed the girls from the surrounding villages and towns.

"Yifan, my parents are not thinking about how much you can achieve, the problem is that you can't always get up in the sun, and then you don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you don't know what you do in the room all day long. Maybe I can help out when cooking for mom ... "

"Don't stay at home all the time. It's impossible to get together with my peers. It's okay to see a few girls outside. Maybe there is someone who doesn't want to abandon our family. Let me hug my grandson sooner ~ www.novelbuddy.com ~ For a few more years, I am afraid that if I want to take it, I ca n’t take it anymore ... "

秀 Huang Xiujuan said these words almost every day at dinner, back and forth.

At this time, Zhang Jianjun was there smoking cigarettes, and then glanced at his son who was ready to refute from time to time ...

This rhythm, he has played in full swing, knowing the son is better than his father, Zhang Yifan opened his mouth, and he knew what he wanted to say next ...

He didn't want to talk. He was afraid that when he said it, he would become noisy.

I was fine when I was young. If I was so old, I was passed on by my neighbors. I'm afraid that it would be hard for my son to find his wife.

As a result, Huang Xiujuan often looked at the neighbouring neighbour with a child coming to the door. Although he was polite, his eyes were inevitably sour;

I used to call my son a little bit before, let him play more with children, hoping to arouse his love ...

Later, she was numb, her son did come out, and he also played with the children, but he could even break the children's electric toys into pieces, and he was so happy that he didn't care about the toy owner crying on the side ...

连 Even a loving mother like Huang Xiujuan believes that this is not only a problem with the son's IQ, but even the EQ has fallen below a negative number ...

As a result, Zhang Jianjun, accustomed to watching news webcasts every night, couldn't help sighing, and then turned on a flashlight to see his pig farm;

Before I go out, I will inevitably look at the closed door of my son with a bit of resentment, and then shake my head, go out, and light a cigarette:

"Why did my old Zhang have such a lazy son ..."