I Don’t Want To Reincarnate-Chapter 355 - : 355, a scumbag’s wisdom
Chapter 355: 355, a scumbag’s wisdom
Translator: 549690339
“F * ck, brother Chen, don’t scare me, okay?”
Under the contrast of Chen hansheng’s gloomy tone, Li chennan could clearly feel the goosebumps on his arms. The muscles on his face were also tensed up. He did not suspect that Chen hansheng was a fake, but he was a little depressed by his threatening behavior.
“You’re already 20 years old. Why are you still afraid of ghosts?”
Chen hansheng laughed at Li Zhennan as he packed his luggage.
“I’m only 19, a year younger than you guys.”
Li Jinnan picked up a broom and started to clean up the place. He had wanted to do this for a long time, but he was a little scared. He would rather sit on the chair and watch the computer.
Chen hansheng packed his luggage and helped to clean up the place. Li Jinnan looked at him with interest and asked, ” brother Chen, do you remember that you were the first one to clean the balcony during the registration? ”
“How can I not remember?”
Chen hansheng smiled. at that time, you and old yang had to come over to help. Old Guo and Jin Yangming are both lazy. I won’t mention old Dai.
“We all thought you were an honest man.”
Li Jinnan laughed as well. After one and a half years in University, it would be a lie to say that the six of them had a deep relationship. After all, they were all adults in University, and each of them had their own independent thoughts.
However, at least under Chen hansheng’s control, room 602 did not isolate any of its roommates.
In the past, when Li Jinnan was promoting rocket 101, he had seen a Cold War in the dormitory. The roommates were doing their own things. They didn’t play cards or brag. They didn’t even say hello to each other when they passed by. The cold atmosphere made Li Jinnan unable to stay any longer.
After the two of them finished cleaning the dormitory, Li Jinnan took out the local specialties that he had brought from home.
Ah Nan was from Eastern Guangdong, and his specialty was also very characteristic of Eastern Guangdong. This was a homemade dried orange peel, which was also called orange peel in their hometown.
brother Chen, you smoke a lot. It’s good for you to take a couple of pills once in a while.
“Oh, thanks.”
Chen hansheng shook a small can of yellow and dry orange peel. He immediately took out a piece and soaked it in water. It tasted sweet and sour.
After that, Chen hansheng focused on playing his game while Li Jinnan sat at the side and watched the fun. He was not afraid now, especially when there were people from the dormitory on this floor. Although Li Jinnan did not know them, he felt more at ease. 𝒻𝑟𝑒𝓮𝔀ℯ𝓫𝓃𝑜𝓋𝑒𝘭.𝑐𝓸𝓶
brother Chen, we’re already in the second semester of our second year. I feel like I haven’t learned anything yet. Sometimes, I’m quite scared.
“Do you feel that way?” Li Jinnan looked at Chen hansheng.
Chen hansheng shook his head. This was a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realized that the knowledge they learned in college was useless in real life, and it was inevitable that they would have self-denial.
“Aren’t you working part-time?”
Chen hansheng’s fingers were playing the game, and he asked, “”Can’t the money you earn bring you spiritual support?”
“Yes, I can.”
Li Jinnan nodded and admitted, ” if it wasn’t for this part-time job, this emptiness would only be magnified. I can understand brother Jin and old yang now. University life is too boring. If they don’t play games, they really have nothing to do.
“Let’s fall in love, ah Nan.”
Chen hansheng took the time to say, ” when you feel bored in college, you should fall in love. When you feel lonely, you should fall in love. When you feel like you’re going to be turned gay, you should fall in love. There’s nothing that can’t be solved by a single relationship.
“If there is, then we’ll break up and talk again!”
The next day, Chen hansheng had dinner with Shen youchu and took a taxi back to gang city.
He did not drive the xiali that was parked in the school, because Chen hansheng had lied to Xiao rongyu that he had ” visited relatives “, and it would be difficult to cover up if he drove the xiali back.
If he did not know how to lie and set up a trap, there was no way he could date several girls at the same time. The most important thing was that he had to be ruthless. He had to believe that his lies were true. Only such a smart little Yu ‘er would not doubt him.
Even if she suspected him, she couldn’t find any evidence.
As for the routine, Chen hansheng had already prepared it.
After he got off at the harbor City bus station, he went to the nearby newsstand. did you report it? it’s the kind of news where you kill someone with a car.
“I don’t know. You can look for it yourself.”
The owner of the newspaper was a middle-aged man. He glanced at Chen hansheng and ignored him. If Chen hansheng did not speak in the dialect of port city, he would not have replied.
He must be out of his mind to find such news on New Year’s Eve.
Chen hansheng grinned as he took out 10 yuan and handed it over. uncle, I’m a teacher at the driving school in the North of the city. There’s a student who just finished driving and wants to drive. No matter how hard I try to persuade him, it’s useless. So, I want to remind him with the news that really happened. If you can help me, I won’t ask for change for the 10 yuan.
Chen hansheng used to read about it from time to time. On that online platform, he was sometimes ” a handsome Playboy who had multiple girlfriends, ” sometimes ” a miserable middle-aged man who was cheated on by his wife, ” sometimes ” an engineer working at a high-end international research Institute, ” and sometimes ” a Chinese-American who has lived in new York for more than 20 years.
In short, his identity could be changed according to the requirements of the subject, and it was all made up on the spot.
“I see.”
For the sake of money and a legitimate reason, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. This kind of news was not difficult to find, and he found more than a dozen copies for Chen hansheng.
the newbie panicked and made a mistake on the road. He stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people.
during the spring Festival holiday, a total of 11 traffic accidents have occurred in our province. Please do not drive when you are tired.
a large truck overturned on the Jing-gang Expressway, causing a strong traffic jam.
Chen hansheng nodded in satisfaction and specially picked two more copies of traffic accidents caused by female drivers. He smiled and said goodbye to his boss.
He had a motive. Although he had bought the Chevrolet for little Yu ‘er, Chen hansheng did not want her to drive to jianmo. This was because it would be a matter of stepping on the gas pedal from Eastern University to the finance department. Chen hansheng would not have time to react.
When would Xiao Yu ‘er be able to drive this car to jianmo?
To Chen hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen youchu’s mother-in-law came to Jianye. That way, Shen youchu would have another place to arrange and the two would not meet.
If another accident happened, the scale of the Asura arena would be beyond imagination. Even though Chen hansheng had already laid down all kinds of foreshadowing and prepared all kinds of plans, it was still terrifying to think about it.
However, Chen hansheng could not object to the idea of ” driving “, as it would make Xiao rongyu suspicious. So, he left it to old Xiao and old Lu.
Before school started, Chen hansheng received a call from Xiao Yu ‘er inviting him to his house for a meal. He had secretly brought the newspaper with him.
Xiao rongyu hadn’t seen Chen hansheng for a few days, but he had ” visited relatives “, so there was no other way.
Xiao Chen, you’re finally here. I have a matter I want you to judge.
Xiao rongyu pulled Chen hansheng to her parents, ” Xiao Chen bought the car. Why can’t you let me drive it to jianmo? I have a driver’s license too.
It turned out that her family had been arguing over this matter for a long time. At present, it seemed that Xiaoyu was at a disadvantage 1 to 2.
“My daughter, it’s not that I don’t want you to drive.”
The ‘daughter slave’ old Xiao explained in detail, ” your driver’s license isn’t very official. The boss of the driving school deliberately let you pass the test as soon as possible for the sake of dad. You have too little actual driving experience.
“Little Chen also passed in two days.”
“How can he be on his way?” Xiao Yu ‘er asked, unwilling to let her off.
“He’s a good driver.”
Xiao Hongwei pointed at Chen hansheng. boys have a better understanding of machinery. Hansheng seemed to be very familiar with it after just two rounds. Even the coach couldn’t believe it.
“Who says that female drivers are not as good as male drivers?”
Xiaoyu pouted and retorted, then looked at Chen hansheng for help. “Xiao Chen, what do you think?”
“I support you driving to jianmo.”
Not only did Chen hansheng not object, but he also said firmly. He even tried to persuade Xiao Hongwei and his wife, ” uncle Xiao, aunt Lu, it doesn’t matter if you’re not familiar with it. You just need to drive a few more times. If you don’t dare to drive, you’ll never be able to learn it. In the future, driving will no longer be a profession. It’ll just be a necessary skill in life.
“This …”
Seeing that Chen hansheng was supporting Xiao Yu ‘er, Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing hesitated. What he said made sense.
“Thank you, Chen.”
Xiaoyu smiled sweetly at Chen hansheng.
“Let’s eat first. Dad will think about it.”
Xiao Hongwei decided to think of a way that would kill the best of both worlds.
After the meal, Lu Yuqing cleaned up and sat on the sofa. He grabbed the newspaper beside him and read it.
However, as she looked at it, Lu Yuqing’s well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, and her breathing became rapid. She threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a ” PA ” sound and pushed open Xiao rongyu’s bedroom door without knocking.
little Yu ‘er, I’m telling you, as long as I’m still your mother, you can forget about driving to school!
(I’ll emphasize it again. I don’t recommend studying, but remember to like it. Love you, love you.)
