How to Enjoy a Common Sense-Altering World-Chapter 54 Maria Becomes a Summer-Limited Temporary Onahole (18+)

Deep kissing with my tsundere childhood friend from the morning.

How will you take responsibility for my erect dick?

"By the way Jinwoo, I heard you're an official member of the Erotic Management Agency."

"That's right. Still Bronze though."

Though Bronze,

I'm clearly one of the official members.

But other Director candidates must have already obtained Bronze too.

Is it just my imagination that I'm feeling anxious for some reason?

"That's amazing. I haven't even become an onahole yet."

"Heh."

Maria became gloomy for not keeping her promise.

It probably wasn't even that kind of promise originally.

I can tell how much she wanted to marry me.

Then I should have 'consolation sex' for Maria, right?

"Ungh don't suddenly insert, idiot?"

"Oh, did you dislike it?"

"....How could I dislike it, idiot- "

Squelch!

At first I thought she hated it,

But our Maria gently hugged me and showed her affection.

If I don't get hard after this, it's life in prison.

Our eyes met briefly and without a word we mixed tongues, slowly shaking our bodies.

"Maria..."

"Mm- . Tell me when you get hard- I'll lend you my pussy anytime- "

Squelch squelch.

I slowly savored Maria mama's pussy.

Rough sex like usual is good,

But sometimes you need to know how to enjoy this leisurely flavor too.

Slowly, but surely scraping her vaginal walls,

Maria's body trembled as she exhaled rough breaths.

"I can feel Maria's pussy clearly."

"Ungh- Don't say things like that- "

Squelch squelch squelch

Thick slow sex like a slug.

It doesn't feel like dopamine is gushing out,

But it felt like my body and mind were melting in the sticky pleasure.

"Maria, soon I'll...!"

"Come- Pour all the semen built up overnight inside me?"

"Ungh!"

"Unghh!"

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!

Ferocious ejaculation contrasting the leisurely mood.

It was so loud even Sophia passing by was surprised and looked over.

"Wow, husband. That was the sound of ejaculation just now, right?"

"Yeah, that's right."

"Wow, I'm jealous. If only I wasn't pregnant, I could receive fresh semen."

"Hmph! Then you shouldn't have gotten pregnant!"

Why fight over something like that.

I'll fuck you right away once you give birth and your condition improves anyway.

Ejaculating refreshingly from the morning,

I shook off my dick. Yumi bit my dick like fish swarming to bait.

With her dazzling skill, she cleaned my dick without leaving a drop of saliva.

As expected of a B-grade onahole.

Her cleanup fellatio is top-notch too.

"Then Jinwoo, what should we do today? Sex as usual?"

"That's good too."

We should move on to the next step soon.

Since becoming Bronze rank, I haven't done anything except buy an onahole.

At this rate, falling behind other candidates is the natural course.

So it's about time to do something.

"What should we do?"

"You're not saying to do all of this, right?"

"Of course not. You just need to do 20 of these. And I've already finished one."

Just 19 more to go and I'll be Silver rank!

But it took me a week just for 5,

How long will it take to finish the remaining 19?

Surely it won't take over a month?

I can't say for certain it won't.

"Hm? Use the secret shop?"

"Can you enter there?"

"Since I can enter, it's probably here?"

Questioning gazes focused on Jung Sahwa.

Unflustered,

Jung Sahwa calmly set down the milking machine and opened her mouth.

"It's impossible. Until I give you a letter of recommendation."

"Letter of recommendation?"

Another black envelope taken from her cleavage.

Is there really a fourth dimension between those huge breasts?

Every time she takes out an item, it comes from there.

The letter of recommendation I received like that.

A black envelope sealed with gold wax.

Rather than a secret shop,

It looked like an invitation to an auction where wealthy people conduct backdoor deals.

Could the secret shop be such a place?

"Just present that and you can enter. So will you visit today?"

"If I have nothing else to do."

"Just in case I'll contact... Hmm. No, I won't make any contact this time."

Is it because of the department store incident last time?

Jung Sahwa was about to contact them but gave up.

Rather than have something like last time happen again,

It's better not to make any contact.

If really necessary, I can just contact them myself.

'But a secret shop, huh.'

Just hearing the name,

It sounds like it would be located deep in some alley,

A hidden gem that only those in the know visit.

Greeted by a gruff but capable shop owner when you enter.

It was a choice I made without much thought,

But isn't it more exciting than expected? Am I the only one who thinks so?

...is what I thought.

Because it's a secret shop,

My past self thought it would be hidden in some secluded place.

But betraying my expectations,

The secret shop was right in the middle of a busy area?

Is this supposed to be a secret shop?

If this is secret, then my dick being big is a secret too.

"Is this allowed for a secret shop?"

"What are you talking about? This is how secret shops are."

Is this common sense alteration too?

They altered such unnecessary things.

Putting aside the blatantly visible secret shop for now,

As I approached to enter,

"Approaching from here may result in disadvantages."

I was stopped by a bodyguard guarding the door.

No wonder they said it couldn't be entered carelessly.

Blocking like this would prevent rash entry.

But I have a secret weapon!

I confidently handed the letter of recommendation to the bodyguard.

The bodyguard's eyes widened behind his sunglasses.

"I-is this real?"

"Real? What do you mean?"

"P-please wait a moment."

The bodyguard suddenly went inside like that.

I shrugged at Maria and Yumi in turn.

After waiting for a while,

The bodyguard returned breathing heavily and made way.

"Can we enter now?"

"Yes, please come this way everyone."

Finally entering the secret shop guided by the bodyguard.

As black as the exterior,

The interior was all black too as if using Vantablack.

Thanks to the bodyguard's guidance we didn't get lost,

But without the bodyguard we might have really become lost children.

After walking for a while,

And going down a spiral staircase with no end in sight,

We finally arrived at the core area that could be called the essence of the secret shop.

Unlike the pitch black corridor,

The inside looked like a small shop with surprisingly warm lights,

Giving off a somewhat strange feeling.

Just then I sensed a presence from inside the shop,

And someone holding a tobacco pipe appeared.

"Hmm, you brought Sahwa's recommendation letter. More ordinary than I expected?"

"Ooh."

A pointed hat with a wide brim.

A large cloak covering her whole body.

A beautiful woman with a witch-like feel matching this place.

Glimpsing through the gaps,

She seemed almost naked to the point I wondered if she was nude.

My dick feels like it might explode at her nearly nude appearance.

"My, looking like this you seem like Sahwa's type. Your dick seems quite big."

"Th-thank you for the compliment."

It sounds like sexual harassment,

But this is clearly a compliment in the common sense-altered world.

So that means I can sexually harass her freely too.

"Your breasts look arousing too."

"Hmm, is that so? Want to touch them then?"

"That sounds good."

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Refusing this wouldn't be manly!

Squish.

My fingers sink into her breasts soft like rice cakes.

I've touched many women's breasts until now,

But breasts of this type often have sensitive nipples.

In other words...

"Ungh! Your way of touching is lewd."

"Then this is possible too!"

"Unghh♡!"

I pulled hard on the vulgar witch's nipples.

Her body flinched.

She didn't squirt fluids, but she definitely came just from her breasts.

The witch looked at me breathing hotly.

Exhaling tobacco smoke lowly,

She muttered in a quiet voice:

"I like you. I'll specially permit you."

"Huh? What do you..."

"My, didn't you hear? The recommendation letter is an entry ticket. It doesn't mean you can buy things."

Where is there such a law?

You need a recommendation letter just to enter,

But even after entering you can't buy anything without permission.

How can you call this a shop?

But since I got permission,

Does that mean I can buy things from the secret shop now?

"Now, look around freely. I, the owner of the secret shop, have permitted you."

***

30 minutes after entering the secret shop.

We finally started looking around in earnest.

As expected of a shop with a witch owner,

Most of the displayed items were potions.

But the problem is neither prices nor effects are written anywhere.

So to know what an item is,

You have to ask about each one individually.

"What is this potion?"

"Ah, that. It's just a potion that makes your dick grow."

'Ugh...'

Making dicks grow.

Just hearing it gave me goosebumps and I immediately put it back.

To think a potion that makes dicks grow exists in this world.

Should such an evil item be allowed to exist?

I made the sign of the cross with my fingers,

And seeing that, the owner smiled and continued explaining:

"It's possible for women to grow dicks too, but for men it makes two dicks."

"Two?"

"Yes. You can fuck two women at once, or thrust front and back."

That's a bit tempting.

I've been disappointed that I only had one dick until now.

If it increases to two that means I can fuck twice as fast.

Then there's no reason not to buy it.

But how much does one of these cost?

"Ah, for reference that's 20 million won each."

"...Could you say that one more time?"

"20 million won."

"..."

20 million won for one of these?

Did they grind up their mother while making this potion?

How can such a motherless price make sense?

Of course, just for adding another dick 20 million could be worth it, but

"This is single-use, right?"

"That's right. It lasts about 2 hours?"

The fact that it's single-use.

Burning 20 million won to enjoy 2 hours?

No matter how much money you have,

It's hard to feel like doing such a crazy thing.

Well, if I work hard selling semen I could buy it, but

"I'll hold off for now."

"Good thinking. There are still many good items left."

As expected of a secret shop,

There were many interesting items like the dick growing potion.

For example, a potion that stops only the user's time.

A potion that increases ejaculation volume 10 times, etc.

Items overflowing that could make dreams a reality.

Among them, a strange item caught my eye.

'It looks like an ordinary dildo.'

Nothing special,

Rather a smooth dildo of poor quality caught my attention.

This feeling, I've felt it many times before.

Feeling a familiar sense of discomfort, I asked the owner:

"Did we have something like this in our shop?"

"If the owner doesn't know, who would?"

As if even the owner herself didn't know,

She examined the dildo I found and expressed doubt.

"Strange. I shouldn't be unaware of any products since I make them all myself."

"Then you made all the potions yourself too?"

"Of course. They're all handmade by me."

Then aren't you a real witch?

Just being able to make such potions,

Calling yourself a witch wouldn't be an exaggeration.

In the end, we couldn't uncover the identity of the dildo.

"Well, it must have been there by mistake. Are you thinking of buying it?"

"Since it's fate, I should buy it."

I don't doubt my eye for quality.

If I buy it like this,

It would be great if it turns out to be an amazing item later.

Even if not, I can just use it as a gift for my sex slaves or onaholes.

"Alright. As the owner I can't refuse to sell items."

"Thank you."

"Ah, but that's 60 million won. Please pay carefully♡."

That last comment made all my gratitude disappear.

Wait, 60 million won for one dildo?

For a moment I thought I heard wrong.

I understand a dildo being 60 million if one potion is 20 million, but

This is a bit...

"Surely a man wouldn't go back on his word?"

"...I'll buy it."

"Thank you for your purchase."

It seems you can't live extravagantly with just 200-300 million in the common sense-altered world.

My precious money...

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