Guide Me If You Dare-Chapter 30: OFFICIAL PAIR

KI GAYOON would like to say that he was surprised to hear that Noh Yuno was being stalked.

But, to be honest, he wasn’t.

"Is it an Esper?" Gayoon asked, sighing. "Noh Yuno is foul-mouthed and short-tempered. He even talked back to Ryu Sungbin even though he knew Ryu Sungbin was ready to kill him at the time. I won’t be surprised if he crossed a few Espers."

"According to the report I received, it was a Civilian," Baekho reported. "Noh Yuno-ssi’s stalker is a woman in her early thirties. Apparently, this woman is obsessed with Noh Yuno-ssi."

A woman?

Come to think of it, why did it never cross Gayoon’s mind that Noh Yuno might be straight?

Could the stalker be the punk’s ex-girlfriend or something similar? An ex-fling?

But why does it bother me?

Gayoon only needed Noh Yuno for his Guiding and nothing else.

"Boss?"

Gayoon was about to ask Baekho about how the stalker was related to Noh Yuno, but at that moment, the guest that he had been waiting for finally arrived. "Moon Noa, what took you so long?"

"Yoonyoon, I’m a busy person~"

Tsk.

I told him to stop calling me that.

Baekho and the two rookies who brought Moon Noa there looked shocked by what Moon Noa called Gayoon, but no one dared to open their mouths.

Good.

"I’m on my way to ask the chef to make lunch for us," Gayoon said, changing the topic. "I forgot to ask Noh Yuno what he wanted to eat since he didn’t want to admit that he was hungry. Do you know what his favorite food is?"

"I think Yuyu likes eating the almost expired onigiris in the store?"

Haaah.

I can’t believe this.

Moon Noa didn’t even know what the punk’s favorite food was.

That means he never looked after Noh Yuno properly.

"Don’t look at me like that," Moon Noa said as if he could read his mind. "Yuyu was already nineteen years old when I took him under my wing, so I thought I didn’t need to babysit him. He stayed at my house for a year, but I was rarely home at that time because I was busy cleaning up after my grandfather’s mess."

Right.

After Moon Noa and his former group fucked up the Lab, they ousted the previous President— Moon Sooman— and placed a new President in the seat.

But that President only took power for two years before getting replaced by Cheol Kang.

"Then Yuyu moved to the house above the store," Moon Noa said as if reminiscing about the past. "We have team dinners most of the time at my staff’s favorite samgyupsal restaurant. But, every time I dine alone with Yuyu, he just asked me to order what I want. So, I guess he’s not picky?"

"You’re one useless sly fox."

"Hey, you ought to respect your elders!"

"Whatever," Gayoon said, turning his back on Moon Noa. "Baekho, bring that sly fox to Noh Yuno’s room."

"Thanks, Yoonyoon!" Moon Noa said. "I don’t know Yuyu’s favorite food, but I do know that he likes donuts~"

***

YUNO sat on his knees while Moon Noa sat on the sofa like a king.

He did something wrong, so already knelt before his boss could even say anything.

"I didn’t ask you to kneel, Yuyu."

"I’m sorry, Sajangnim."

"What are you apologizing for?"

"The medicine," Yuno said, closing his eyes while clenching his hands tight. "I didn’t drink them on purpose."

"I saw the CCTV footage of the day you guided Yoonyoon before he entered a dungeon," Moon Noa said in a serious tone. "You coughed up blood. If you didn’t skip drinking your medicine, that wouldn’t have happened."

In Yuno’s defense, he didn’t know the day he would find a suitable Esper would come so soon.

An S-Class Esper, at that.

"Yuyu, that medicine brings down your level from E-Class to F-Class— that’s the only way for you to stop yourself from Guiding Espers with your life force," Moon Noa said in a serious tone. "But even if your level goes down from E-Class to F-Class, the quality of your Guiding won’t be affected because you’re overflowing with Mana. The only thing that will be restrained by that medicine is your life force. You know that, don’t you?"

Yuno opened his eyes and raised his head to look at Moon Noa in the face. "Yes, sir."

"Then why did you skip taking your medicine? If I didn’t check the inventory, I wouldn’t know you’ve stopped taking it for a month now."

"It’s bitter, sir."

Moon Noa fell silent for a moment, and then he laughed. "Yuyu, you still suck at lying."

"I will drink the medicine again, Sajangnim," Yuno promised, even raising a hand as if he was taking an oath. "And I’ll try not to die while Guiding Esper Ki Gayoon-ssi."

"Yuyu is so cynical~"

And Sajangnim doesn’t know anything.

***

"CONGRATULATIONS, Yuyu and Yoonyoon— your contract is finally notarized~" freeweɓnovēl.coɱ

Aigoo.

Yuno was slightly nervous when he saw Ki Gayoon glare at Moon Noa.

I can’t believe my boss gave Ahjuhyung a childish nickname.

But he couldn’t be bothered because the dessert served after their scrumptious lunch was donuts.

So, he just let the two S-Class Awakened People deal with each other.

This donut tastes fancy. Did the chef make this, too?

"Now that Yuyu and Yoonyoon are legally tied to each other as an Official Pair, the government will finally stop sending Guides to Yoonyoon," Moon Noa said while clapping his hands. "But, of course, President Cheol Kang made some demands. Let’s discuss it now."

Yuno and Ki Gayoon both turned to Moon Noa.

"First of all, Yuno will be required to work at the National Guide Bureau every Friday starting next week."

Excuse me?

Moon Noa smiled brightly as if he just didn’t drop a bomb. "And Yuyu will be a part of Bambam’s team~"

The fuck?

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