Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 271 - 269: Did the Little Emperor Not Give Advance Notice Either? (Extra 11)
Chapter 271: Chapter 269: Did the Little Emperor Not Give Advance Notice Either? (Extra 11)
The reason this little imperial sister burst into laughter was, of course, because things turned out just as she had guessed.
Sure enough, the two chicken legs in her hands were exactly those stolen by that naughty guy from His Majesty’s roast chicken on the dining table.
Such a daring act seems to be something only Lin Yi would do.
If His Majesty found out, it’d be strange if he doesn’t reward him with a spanking.
However, what Ying Yi didn’t know was that every move here had been seen by the young emperor.
Including the scene of Lin Yi kissing Ying Yi, which he saw very clearly.
This also made the young emperor feel somewhat sour.
If it weren’t for the Empress being there, I would certainly take care of this unruly chap.
Right in front of me, he dares to flirt with my Shadow Guard.
If I don’t deal with him, he might really start thinking I’m a pushover.
However, that’s not all, just as the young emperor was thinking about how to find an opportunity to properly deal with this scoundrel, the Empress’s voice rang out:
"Your Majesty, you work day and night, you must eat more, otherwise your body won’t be able to take it.
Let me serve you a chicken leg."
Following the uttering of this sentence, both Ying Yi who was on the rooftop and Lin Yi who had just returned and was scouting at the side, were struck dumb on the spot.
Ying Yi looked at the chicken leg bitten by herself in her hand, and for a moment, she didn’t know what to do.
She worried even more about whether the Empress would find out and punish Lin Yi.
After all, the Empress is not His Majesty and doesn’t know that Lin Yi is the one who clashes with her all day long.
And Lin Yi had never expected that the Empress, who usually preferred vegetarian dishes, would set her sights on a chicken leg today.
You must know that the roast chicken at this moment is missing a leg...
Seeing the Empress stand up, Lin Yi immediately winked at the young emperor behind her.
But at this moment, the young emperor wasn’t looking at him, and after hearing the Empress’s words, he didn’t pay attention.
"Eh? Where are the chicken legs of this chicken, Your Majesty?"
Hearing the voice of the Empress, Lin Yi who wanted to signal the young emperor also slapped his forehead.
And this action of his naturally also caught the young emperor’s attention.
So he looked at Lin Yi somewhat puzzled, and then at the roast chicken near the Empress.
Right at this moment, Lin Yi’s thoughts directly entered the young emperor’s mind:
[It’s over now; it seems that this matter has been completely discovered.
Ah, if I knew earlier, I wouldn’t have given Ying my wife the chicken legs but given her breast meat instead, what you eat is what you gain.
But it seems Ying my wife doesn’t need it anymore, rather it’s His Majesty who should eat more...]
This sudden voice inside his head almost made the young emperor spit out the rice in his mouth.
At the same time, as he looked at Lin Yi, his eyes also hurriedly filled with resentment.
He wished he could rush over and give this guy a good beating right then and there.
Not only that, but his mind also recalled the image of Lin Yi giving Ying Yi a wax paper package not long ago.
So this guy actually stole my chicken leg to curry favor with someone.
You damn thing, usually so clever, why would you do such a stupid thing?
Don’t you have all sorts of delicious food in the Imperial Kitchen?
Why do you have to steal my chicken leg?
With your status, you could take a roast chicken from the Imperial Kitchen and no one would dare to utter a word!
Not only that, but what actually annoyed the young emperor the most was Lin Yi’s remark that he needed to "eat more and replenish."
And this also made her feel the most helpless.
After all, my situation is indeed quite unique, which makes me genuinely eager yet powerless in this regard.
But it’s not like I can’t hold my own, alright?
Though I may not be as strong as Ying Yi, at the very least, I shouldn’t be far behind.
This scoundrel, when I get the chance, I must make him realize just how remarkable I can be!
Though she thought so in her heart, in the face of the Empress’s question, the young emperor still nonchalantly replied without raising his head:
"Oh, the chicken legs must have been stolen by a dog, there’s no need for the Empress to worry about it, just serve me some chicken breast."
After saying this, he didn’t forget to glare at Lin Yi who was stood there, staring agape.
But the Empress was confused by his words.
Stolen by a dog?
But how could there possibly be a dog within the Imperial Palace?
Moreover, even if there were really a dog, the Imperial Kitchen shouldn’t serve such a dish.
Looking at the Empress standing there, stunned and motionless, the young Emperor finally chuckled:
"Hehe, I was just joking. I don’t really like chicken legs, so I’ve instructed them to remove the legs in advance every time."
Upon hearing this, the Empress finally snapped back to reality.
She then remembered that His Majesty disliked chicken legs, and simultaneously picked up a piece of chicken breast and placed it into His Majesty’s bowl.
As for Ying Yi perched on the roof beam, it wasn’t until that moment that she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, the heart that had leaped to her throat also eased a bit.
Considering His Majesty’s reaction, he must have guessed that the chicken leg was stolen by Lin Yi.
However, even if His Majesty had guessed it, Ying Yi still carefully repackaged the chicken leg, planning to go directly to His Majesty later to confess. fгee𝑤ebɳoveɭ.cøm
She would say that she had sneakily brought the chicken leg herself.
[Humph, you little vixen, quite naughty, calling me a dog?
Hehe, if I’m a dog, then what are you? Wouldn’t that make you a little bitch?]
Click!
While dining, the young Emperor’s chopsticks unexpectedly snapped in two.
"Hehe, there’s no need for the Empress to panic. I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I didn’t notice the force in my hand.
Little Lin, why aren’t you hurrying to bring me a new pair of chopsticks?"
For some reason, Lin Yi didn’t quite believe what the Emperor said.
Looking at the broken chopsticks, he unexpectedly started to tremble without reason.
Why does he always feel like His Majesty’s broken chopsticks were a warning to him?
Of course, these were just a minor episode.
As dinner came to an end, the sky was finally completely dark.
And since there were no entertaining activities at such an hour, even the Emperor, besides reading memorials, could only wash up and go to bed early.
Moreover, as the Empress was present today, it would not be appropriate to read memorials.
Thus, they prepared to rest early.
"Little Lin, you just wait by the door. If you dare peek, I will gouge out your eyes."
Such standard royal warnings had to be said.
Yet Lin Yi felt somewhat baffled at the time.
What on earth was His Majesty planning to do today?
The Empress had not drunk too much, yet he was not allowed in the room; what was she going to do in a while?
Could it be that they were going to have a thorough verbal discussion?
Upon hearing this, the Empress at his side blushed noticeably.
"Hehe, Your Majesty, Little Lin is but a eunuch, why intimidate him?
The hour is late; let your servant assist you in changing clothes."
Though he didn’t know what the young Emperor wanted to do, Lin Yi had no choice but to leave.
After Lin Yi left, the young Emperor, facing the Empress who was about to help him change clothes, suddenly revealed a sly smile.
The Empress, seeing this smile, blushed even deeper.
She was no longer the naive young girl and, coupled with His Majesty’s strange and curious ideas lately, the Empress knew that His Majesty had certainly found some new pleasure.
Since His Majesty enjoyed it, as the Empress, she surely could not dampen His Majesty’s mood.
And indeed, as the Empress had guessed, the young Emperor took her hand and headed toward the inner chamber:
"Hehe, don’t be anxious, Empress. Just yesterday, I had someone concoct a very interesting bed, waiting to be tested with the Empress.
Since the Empress arrived today, we must thoroughly explore its wonders later.
If there are any shortcomings, I’d like to make improvements.
Empress, please come with me, see if you can discern its ingenuity."
As he spoke, the young Emperor had already pulled the Empress to the bed Lin Yi had carved a hole into with a dagger.
...End of Chapter...
Ps: That’s all the updates for tonight; I’ll continue to add more for our iron fans tomorrow!