Even After My Death-Chapter 626 - 529: Jiang Ning: Disdain

When Jiang Ning saw bird droppings continuously falling from above onto Fang Haozhi, she realized what was happening.

Then, nearby, Qi Xingzhou also warned her, "A lot of sparrows are flying this way." fɾēewebnσveℓ.com

Probably out of consideration for the netizens in the live streaming room, Qi Xingzhou didn’t say much, but that one sentence was enough to let Jiang Ning know what he meant.

Without a doubt, it was Qi Xingzhou’s doing!

Although the little presents delivered by these sparrows were somewhat... filthy.

Jiang Ning watched the scene, struggling to contain her laughter, while constantly monitoring the road conditions.

Just like that, she was able to immediately slam on the brakes and stop when Fang Haozhi parked his car, rather than rear-ending him and pushing him into the ditch beside him.

The camera provided a high-definition image that clearly recorded what had just happened, leaving the netizens in the live streaming room completely stunned.

It wasn’t until Jiang Ning and Qi Xingzhou got out of the car that everyone dumbfoundedly realized:

["Without wasting a single soldier, they just stopped the other party like that?]

["This... this scene looks kinda cringy,"]

But many didn’t catch on, watching Fang Haozhi bending over, clutching his neck and retching continuously, quite perplexed:

["What happened? Why did he suddenly stop the car? Jiang Ning didn’t hit him, right?"]

["What’s this guy doing, having a fit?"]

["He’s not trying to scam, is he?"]

["What are those white dots on him? Did he have those on him just now?"]

Class monitors seeing these comments kindly pointed out:

["What’s wrong with you guys? Didn’t you see the little sparrow that just sprayed in his face?"]

["He’s not having a fit, he literally ate shit in public!"]

["Hahahaha, suddenly a bunch of birds appeared, chasing him and shitting all over him,"]

["That’s no bird, that’s our small hero from another species!"]

["Pfft... Just entered the live stream, is this for real?"]

["For real!"]

The barrage of comments flew.

But speaking of which, this kind of thing, if you didn’t witness this live stream with your own eyes through the screen, who would believe it if you told them!

The live stream’s popularity surged once again.

Jiang Ning and Qi Xingzhou didn’t have time to pay attention to the netizens’ comments as they got out of the car, watching Fang Haozhi, who kept clutching his neck and dry heaving, Jiang Ning’s face showed an expression hard to describe.

It’s unknown how many sparrows Qi Xingzhou had summoned just now, but those bird droppings fell from the sky and gave Fang Haozhi an impromptu localized aerial defecation.

Not only was Fang Haozhi covered in moist filth, but even the motorcycle parked beside him wasn’t spared.

That scene was... pretty repulsive.

Jiang Ning: "..."

According to the process followed with previous criminals, Jiang Ning should have immediately grabbed the opponent after getting out of the car.

But now, looking at the filthy Fang Haozhi, Jiang Ning really found it difficult to lay hands on him.

She turned her head to look at Qi Xingzhou.

Qi Xingzhou seemed to have thought of this too, and his expression was somewhat awkward.

He handed his phone to Jiang Ning, saying, "I’ll catch him."

This man was too dirty, he couldn’t let Jiang Ning dirty her hands.

Their conversation reached the live streaming room, and the netizens watching this scene found it both repulsive and hilarious:

["Hahahaha, this boyfriend is a keeper! He really steps up when needed!"]

["I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. If it were my lousy dog at home, he would definitely hide behind me and forcefully push me to do it..."]

"Water, give me water..." Fang Haozhi coughed, his eyes bloodshot, his voice hoarse as if he were about to cough out his internal organs.

Upon noticing Qi Xingzhou and Jiang Ning getting out of the car, he quickly spoke to them, "Please, I won’t run anymore, water, give me a bottle of water."

Jiang Ning turned around, took an unopened bottle of mineral water from the car, and handed it to Fang Haozhi.

Fang Haozhi didn’t have any water on his motorcycle, otherwise, he wouldn’t have been coughing so persistently.

After receiving the water, he unscrewed the cap without a word and began to rinse his mouth.

The culprits that had put him in this miserable state had stopped their indecent antics and were obediently perched on the overhead wire, one after another, forming a long line. Their slight weight seemed to bend the light wire somewhat.

They were oblivious to the impact of their recent actions on Fang Haozhi, occasionally shaking their tiny heads and staring down from above with their beady black eyes, looking innocent but ready to flap their wings and chase after him should he dare ride away again!

Jiang Ning’s camera inadvertently captured this scene—the group of sparrows perched heavily on the wire almost melted the hearts of the online viewers.

However, Jiang Ning wasn’t specifically filming them; she turned the camera because she heard other noises.

Suddenly, two police cars appeared on the road ahead, flashing their lights.

[Here they come! Finally!]

[Impressive, how come the police cars are here? Jiang Ning and Qi Xingzhou didn’t call the police, did they?]

[I did! I just called the police anonymously!]

[I did too, right when Jiang Ning was still chasing in the car, I was worried she wouldn’t catch up, so I called the police.]

[Haha, I called too, but when I did, the operator told me that colleagues had already been dispatched.]

[...Wow, you guys are quick, I didn’t even think of that!]

The police car slowly stopped in front of Jiang Ning and the others; soon, several men in uniform got out.

The slightly older man in the lead approached, his dark square face warm as he initiated a conversation with Jiang Ning, "Miss Jiang, hello, we received a call from concerned citizens, and have come to help you apprehend the suspect."

He looked around the scene and asked, "What’s the situation now?"

"Thank you, we’ve stopped him," Jiang Ning stepped back, making way, and revealed Fang Haozhi behind her, crouching by the ditch, continuously rinsing his mouth.

The police officers moved forward, looked at Fang Haozhi, all dirty and covered head to toe in suspicious fluid, and fell silent, "..."

[Hahaha, why have they suddenly gone quiet? Do they all dislike talking?]

[LOL, I guess they’ve never seen anything like this before in their years of service.]

The police were indeed momentarily choked by the scene before them, then they finally asked, "What happened here?"

Jiang Ning briefly recounted the recent events.

The police were collectively silent again.

They had not watched the livestream on their way here and thus were unaware of the events that had just unfolded.

After hearing Jiang Ning’s description, they only had one thought: outrageous.

"I’ve been livestreaming the whole time, not just me, but also hundreds of thousands of people in the livestream room saw it too," Jiang Ning lifted her phone towards them.

Knowing their moment to shine had arrived, the viewers in the livestream room, who had been waiting for half a day, were ready.

Their fingers flew across their keyboards:

[Yes, yes, yes! Dear police officers! I vouch that everything Jiang Ning just said is true!]

[I stake my Ant Credit Score of 960 that Jiang Ning is telling the truth!]

[Officers, I recorded the screen! If you want to see the evidence, I can edit that clip and send it to you!]

[Jiang Ning didn’t lie to you! I swear on my Level Six English—if she just lied, then may I never pass Level Six!]

[...]

The netizens were serious.

In fact, the police hadn’t doubted what Jiang Ning said.

After all, as outrageous as it sounded, they could see with their own eyes the evidence on Fang Haozhi’s head, body, and motorcycle—it was indeed bird droppings.

And the audacious group of birds was still brazenly perched not far away on the power lines.

Such a scene was not the work of humans.