After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!-Chapter 68 - 0066 Inzaghi Naked Clothes

68: 0066 Inzaghi: Naked Clothes

68: 0066 Inzaghi: Naked Clothes

Ancelotti said with a smirk, “The previous ‘Lucky Feather’ sold out, but that Algerian assured me that ‘Lucky Armpit Hair’ works just as well.”

Huang Kaiwen: …

Huang Kaiwen had no choice but to grit his teeth and warm up.

While Ancelotti wasn’t looking, he tossed away the “Lucky Armpit Hair.”

Seeing a dark line form at the corner of Nesta’s mouth, Huang Kaiwen pretended as if nothing had happened.

As he waited at the sideline to be substituted in, Huang Kaiwen chose to draw a card.

[Ding, obtained the 1999-2000 Premier League season, 7th round, Manchester United vs Southampton, Massimo Taibi single game experience card]

Damn,

What’s it called when it rains harder on an already leaky roof?

Last match I played the Manchester United legend card, and this match I have to bear the backlash of a Manchester United flop?

Unfortunately, Huang Kaiwen recognized this Taibi.

Just drawing a goalkeeper was already unlucky enough.

And this Taibi was a piece of crap!

One of Manchester United’s butterfingers goalkeepers.

After Peter Schmeichel retired, for a long time the Manchester United goalkeeper position was a disaster.

And that included Taibi.

If he had drawn a Dutch or Brazilian goalkeeper, Huang Kaiwen wouldn’t have been this desperate.

Goalkeepers from those countries usually started out as forwards when they were young.

They had decent skills with their feet.

But to draw such a useless flop with no ball-playing ability, today was a total disaster.

Rui Costa and Huang Kaiwen hugged, preparing to leave the field.

Noticing that Huang Kaiwen looked unwell.

He asked with concern, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing.”

“Really nothing?

That’s good then.

If you don’t feel well, just tell the coach.

We’re depending on you now.

Hang in there!” Rui Costa patted Huang Kaiwen on the shoulder and walked towards the bench.

Ambrosini kicked the ball from the backfield to Huang Kaiwen.

Huang Kaiwen received the ball, and it went a meter away, so he quickly took a big kick.

As a goalkeeper, Taibi’s kicking was passable.

Beyond that, he was useless.

Unfortunately, he still couldn’t control his strength well.

He meant to send it in front of the penalty area.

The ball flew directly into the small box, landing right in front of the goalkeeper; even though Crespo ran hard, he couldn’t get to it, and the opposing goalkeeper collected the ball.

Although it was a fruitless start, Crespo still turned and gave Huang Kaiwen a thumbs up.

Which left Huang Kaiwen feeling a bit guilty.

Crudeli said jokingly, “Kevin was thinking of a quick counterattack there, but he hasn’t gotten a feel for the ball yet.

Siena needs to be careful, once Kevin gets used to the rhythm of the game, the goals are going to come.”

Milan fans also thought Huang Kaiwen’s offense was thoughtful.

The opponents’ positioning was forward, direct play into the penalty box, a in-form Crespo would definitely score.

Siena kicked off, not passing much before Seedorf stole it.

Seedorf immediately passed back to Huang Kaiwen.

Huang Kaiwen swung his right foot and lofted it back into the penalty box.

The moment he hit the ball, Huang Kaiwen’s thigh cramped.

He collapsed in midfield.

He knew it, on such an unlucky day, he wouldn’t last many minutes without getting injured.

The ball hit the leg of the opposing defender Michele Mignani, bouncing down to Crespo.

Crespo passed it on the move, Shevchenko carried the ball into the penalty box and fired a shot to score.

Milan took the lead again.

But no one from Milan really celebrated.

The scorer Shevchenko also turned back to look towards midfield.

The medical team rushed onto the field with a stretcher, well-practiced.

They had noticed the pattern.

If Huang Kaiwen played more than half a match, he was bound to get injured in the next game.

They directly carried Huang Kaiwen to the sideline for examination.

Giovanni Nanni took a look and knew Huang Kaiwen couldn’t continue, asking Ancelotti to make a substitution.

“Damn Inter Milan!”

“It must be due to Cordoba’s malicious foul last match and the fireworks thrown by Inter Milan fans that caused Kevin’s injury.”

“Maybe Kevin was already injured before, and only noticed when he exerted himself.”

“Even injured, Kevin still managed to make a threatening play.

That’s what makes a genius player!”

In the end, Milan won 2-1 away at Verona, surpassing Juventus with 70 points over their 68.

…

“The good news is it’s just a strained muscle,”

After the examination, Giovanni Nanni didn’t beat around the bush and handed the report directly to Ancelotti, saying, “But the bad news is that Kevin will miss the rest of April’s games.”

“That is a small blessing in this misfortune.”

Ancelotti muttered, “I knew that Lucky Armpit Hair was unreliable.”

Huang Kaiwen once again ended up in a wheelchair.

He joined Milan’s injury recovery team.

Including previously injured Kaka and Inzaghi, the three musketeers met in the stands.

April 20, Milan narrowly beats Verona 1-0.

April 23, Milan thrashes Parma 3-0.

Despite several key players being injured, Milan’s performance was surprisingly good.

April 26, UEFA Champions League semifinals.

Milan played Eindhoven at home.

The three musketeers of Milan were in the box.

“Get the poker cards out quickly.”

Inzaghi had started urging even before the game had begun.

They had chosen to watch the game from the box today simply for the convenience of playing.

After two matches, Inzaghi had completely fallen for playing Dou Dizhu.

As for Kaka, he had already played many times at Huang Kaiwen’s house.

Inzaghi was dressed in a crisply tailored suit, with a dark red tie at the collar of his white shirt.

He was cosplaying a character from the 1994 American movie “God of Gamblers.”

Huang Kaiwen slapped his left arm twice with his right hand, flipped over his right hand, and suddenly had a deck of cards in it.

“You think you can beat me just because you can do magic tricks?”

Inzaghi, with a dismissive sneer, said, “You guys lost miserably the last two times, today I’m going to make you lose your underwear too.”

Huang Kaiwen, with his mastery in poker, was at the level of a top professional player.

The previous two losses to Inzaghi were entirely by design, a case of fishing.

The fish was still unaware.

Thinking it could always get the bait.

As the match started, the excitement in the box also heated up.

Inzaghi’s luck was as good as ever.

At the 42nd minute, Seedorf assisted Shevchenko to score, and Milan took the lead at home.

Crudeli, excited yet somewhat regretful, said, “Kaka and Kevin are both watching the game from the box today, they must be really eager to get back on the field.”

‘Bomb, four 10s’

‘Straight, 456789’

Kaka, smiling, said to Inzaghi, “Filippo, I only have six cards left.”

“Don’t get too cocky, it’s just one time you’re about to win,” grumbled Inzaghi.

Kaka played his last six cards.

‘Quad with two, four Js with 5, 7’

“You lost, Filippo.”

Inzaghi huffed, “Just taking it easy on you losers.

Unless we change the stickers to clothes stripping, I can’t really get into the spirit.”

“Whatever.”

“I have no objections.”

Kaka and Huang Kaiwen exchanged a knowing smile, everything was understood without words.

After drawing the cards, Inzaghi was all smiles and directly bid 3 points to be the landlord.

Looking at his hand holding 44445678910JJJJK2 and a small joker, Inzaghi’s smile grew even wider.

To start, Inzaghi played a K.

‘2’

Kaka covered it.

‘Small joker’ Inzaghi played again.

Kaka played the big joker.

‘Bomb, four 4s’ Inzaghi was very defiant.

‘5678910’

Now Inzaghi had only four Js and a 2 left in his hand.

He taunted at Huang Kaiwen, “You haven’t played a single card, still have 17 left, if you can finish me in one go, I’ll streak at San Siro today!”

Kaka played four Qs, then a 3; Huang Kaiwen followed up with a K, and Inzaghi immediately played a 2.

Huang Kaiwen played four As, then had 12 cards left.

‘Plane, 888999101010335’ Huang Kaiwen played out his last 12 cards in one breath.

Just then, a cheer erupted in San Siro.

Inzaghi quickly rushed to the glass window, saw the score reached 2:0, and began running wildly inside the box in an attempt to blur the lines.

Kaka picked up a backpack from the stool.

He took out a camcorder from inside the backpack.

Inzaghi froze in place.

“How about we post it on social media?”

Kaka, with a hinting smile, looked at Huang Kaiwen and asked.

“Let’s sell it to a TV station, it’ll fetch a good price and show the Italian girls Filippo’s ugly mug,” said Huang Kaiwen.

“No, absolutely not!” Inzaghi pleaded pitifully, looking at the two, “Can I do it in my underwear?

After all, we are the three musketeers of Milan, if I’m embarrassed, you guys will be too.”

“Only if you dash onto the field now, the game is already into stoppage time.”

Upon hearing this, Inzaghi immediately ran out of the box.

By the time he reached the player’s tunnel, the match was nearly over.

Inzaghi quickly stripped off his flashy suit.

As the final whistle blew, Inzaghi, in his white underwear, rushed into the field.

Inzaghi’s antics completely ignited San Siro.

Crudeli also remarked, “Filippo truly is the most fervent Milanist.”

“His action is the best interpretation of today’s victory.”

“The spirit of Milan players will conquer all.”

After the game, Inzaghi shamelessly attended the press conference.

“Because Milan won the first leg, I was too happy, and we’ve already got one foot in the UEFA Champions League final.

Although I am sidelined due to injury, I wanted to do something to let everyone know my heart is with them!

Now Milan has a chance to win on both fronts, and every Milanist is ready to give everything in their quest for the double!”

Dressed in formal attire, Inzaghi looked incredibly determined.

Even Ancelotti restrained his smile.

Inside, the Milan coach was very pleased.

With Inzaghi showing such resolve, how could they not win the championship?

Indeed, fate was on their side!