After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!-Chapter 31 - Jujutsu Kaisen 0031 Starting Extra for 500 recommendation tickets
31: Jujutsu Kaisen 0031, Starting (Extra chapter for 500 recommendation tickets)
31: Jujutsu Kaisen 0031, Starting (Extra chapter for 500 recommendation tickets)
“According to reliable sources we’ve obtained, Kevin’s physique has no issues at all.
Yes, Milan’s two divine doctors both said that each time he recovers from an injury, his physical condition surpasses the entire team’s, which is very good.
His frequent injuries are unscientific.
After our investigation, we finally uncovered the truth—everything was orchestrated by Inter Milan behind the scenes.
In Africa, hiring witchcraft practitioners is a common practice, and it is also widely used in the realm of soccer.
Since Côte d’Ivoire won the Africa Cup in 1992 without paying the wizards their salaries, they have never achieved any notable success.
There are also some examples in European football.
Before the 1986-1987 UEFA Champions League final, Porto had hired witch doctor Derane Vieira, who, before the penalty shootout against Bayern, had brought two toads from a special spot and placed them on the field, eventually leading the underdog Porto to a 2:1 victory.
England’s coach Hoddle left a deep impression during the 1998 World Cup, as he brought a wizard with him to coach the players.
Besides casting spells for oneself, it is also possible to affect the opponent.
Kevin’s inexplicable injuries were clearly caused by a wizard’s curse, and according to our investigation, the wizard casting the spells is from the hometown of Oluseyi Adeshokan, a former Nigerian forward for Inter Milan.
Previously, Inter Milan had tried to curse Kaka, but they were not successful because Kaka was protected by the Lord.
However, with Kevin, they succeeded.
They nearly destroyed AC Milan’s super talent, Kevin is always mysteriously injured, a truly terrifying curse.
Now, the most important thing for AC Milan is to find someone to break the curse aimed at Kevin.”
When I saw the report in the Milan Sports Newspaper this morning, I didn’t expect them to even embellish the story by adding Kaka.
This editor really knows his stuff.
Because Kaka is a devout believer, the curse didn’t work on him.
This logic is flawless.
Huang Kaiwen threw the newspaper aside contentedly.
Overall, he was quite pleased with what was written.
He, Huang, finally wasn’t just mysteriously injured; he was “cursed” by someone hired by Inter Milan.
Barbara finished washing up and came over for breakfast, casually picking up the newspaper, and immediately forgot about eating.
She was deeply engrossed in it.
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile, “It’s all nonsense.”
“How could it be nonsense?
I think the newspaper makes a lot of sense.
Damn it, they must be up to something.” Barbara slammed her hand on the table, furious.
By the time she finished reading the newspaper and put it down, her emotions had fluctuated greatly.
“I just knew it, I just knew it.”
Barbara stood up, hugged Huang Kaiwen’s head, and comforted him softly, “Don’t worry, my dear, today I’m going to find out how to break the curse.
I’ll definitely hire the best wizard to restore your health.”
Huang Kaiwen was stunned.
He hadn’t been keeping it from Barbara for this kind of reaction.
But since the lady was inclined this way, he might as well let her go ahead.
After all, wealthy people can’t rest easy without a little turmoil.
When they went to team practice, everyone was united in their outrage.
“Kevin, don’t worry, we won’t let those bastards get away with this.”
“Damn Inter Milan, always resorting to foul play.
I always knew Moratti was no good.”
“Why don’t you start practicing religion with Kaka; look, nothing happens to Kaka.”
Oh?
Huang Kaiwen found another solution.
Once he really got rid of the “abnormal state” and the “vulnerability modification”, he would credit it all to Kaka and God’s work.
Who in Europe would dare to question that?
Perfect!
As for now?
His mind wasn’t at ease.
To go to church in such a state would be a desecration.
Even Ancelotti expressed sympathy for him and said that he would definitely have the club resolve this matter.
When training ended in the evening and, noticed that Barbara wasn’t there to pick him up, Huang Kaiwen had just left Milanello when he saw Giovanni Nanni blocked at the door for an interview.
“Yes, Kevin’s body has no problems at all.
It’s completely unscientific that he keeps getting injured, and the injuries did not cause any harm to his body.
He keeps getting hurt though, and although I don’t want to admit it, I think that the reports by Milan Sports Newspaper make sense.”
Facing the reporters, Giovanni Nanni awkwardly said.
A doctor blaming injuries on ghosts and spirits is in itself an embarrassing matter.
Seeing Huang Kaiwen, the reporters immediately found their main subject of interest.
“Kevin, are you really cursed?”
“Do you see anything evil suddenly appearing in your mirrors at home?”
“Have there been any supernatural phenomena occurring at your place?”
“How do you plan to deal with this issue?”
Huang Kaiwen, with his head bowed, used his tongue to click his throat before he raised his head again, his eyes brimming with tears.
“I…I don’t know.
Before coming to Italy, I had never been injured.
My health is good.
Although I haven’t had professional training, I frequently play basketball, soccer, and badminton, and I usually exercise for one or two hours at a time.
At most, there are just minor bumps, but I never had serious injuries.
I’m not someone who gets injured easily, but now I’ve started to doubt.”
Fseeing that the reporters had more questions, Kaka, who happened to be driving by, stopped his car and pulled Huang Kaiwen into the passenger seat.
“I’ll drive you home.” freewēbnoveℓ.com
“Thanks a lot, otherwise it would have been a big hassle for me.”
Huang Kaiwen wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He had never been a victim before; if asked to perform again, he would probably choose to just “faint” at the entrance of Milanello.
“Seriously, when you have time, you can come to church with me; the Lord will save you,” Kaka said earnestly.
“Let’s wait for a while.
I’m not in the right mindset now.”
Seeing Huang Kaiwen’s troubled face, Kaka didn’t say much else and just sped up the car to take Huang Kaiwen home.
Barbara came home a bit late.
Seeing Huang Kaiwen waiting for her to have dinner, the young lady said apologetically, “I’m late, darling.
Today I heard about a few witches, and I’m planning to go and seek help in the next few days.”
“Alright, alright, let’s eat first,”
Pulling Barbara to sit down, Huang Kaiwen started eating.
While they were watching TV, the news from Inter Milan was being broadcast.
The spokesperson for Inter Milan said, “Inter Milan has never targeted any player with dirty tricks.
The accusations from Milan Sports Newspaper are completely baseless.
We reserve the right to pursue legal action, and we wish Kevin, a talented player, can stay injury-free.”
“No one will ever admit to their crimes, huh!”
The young lady scoffed.
Seeing Huang Kaiwen’s displeased face, Barbara softly coaxed, “The witch introduced to me is great, and she will definitely help you resolve this trouble.
I’m going to seek her out tomorrow.”
Huang Kaiwen thought, this is turning into ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’.
Should he, Huang, get involved?
He could directly offer a reward in the newspapers for anyone who could ensure he doesn’t get frequently injured for the next six months and they would receive 1 million Euros.
