Accidentally invincible!-Chapter 88 - 00 You Seem Quite Happy This Way

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Lin Fan had been following this group of Earth Demons for quite some distance, but there was no other way—some things had to be done personally if he wanted them to turn out as he envisioned.

"Who would’ve thought these Earth Demons actually have their own little hangout spot? They’re really living the high life."

He leered from the shadows toward the front, where lights were bright, and the Earth Demons had lit a bonfire, gathering in a circle and chatting away.

The events from earlier in the day were, to them, just another mundane occurrence—nothing worth dwelling on.

Lin Fan hid himself in a nearby spot, waiting.

Damn!

What’s up with these Earth Demons? Do they seriously not feel the urge to step away, even for something trivial?

Like maybe feeling uncomfortable and deciding to go take a leak—anything would do.

But judging by their expressions, they were clearly having a blast chatting, and the thought of going to the restroom hadn’t crossed their minds. This left Lin Fan rather helpless. Following the usual script, at least one Earth Demon should’ve gotten drunk and declared, "I can’t anymore—I need to go take care of something," then never come back after doing so.

Minutes ticked by.

The Earth Demons still weren’t giving him any opportunities.

Among the Earth Demons, four were at the Longevity First Level Foundation Establishment Realm. In a one-on-one fight, Lin Fan had ways of killing them, but if they all came at him at once, well, that’d be a whole different story.

Feeling increasingly impatient.

Lin Fan decided to take a risk, as he had no choice but to try something else. According to the Immortal Truth Record, Earth Demons had a penchant for violence—and for lust.

He was about to attempt a new approach.

Though the success of this tactic was uncertain, he had no other options. He couldn’t possibly keep dragging this out with the Earth Demons. If it came to that, who knows what sort of situation might unfold?

By the bonfire.

The Earth Demons were chatting among themselves.

Their conversation revolved around Earth Demon topics; the matters of Immortal Sect disciples didn’t seem to concern them at all.

Suddenly.

One Earth Demon chatting enthusiastically with another glanced to the side and abruptly noticed something moving in the distant grass.

Lin Fan, swallowing his pride for the sake of becoming stronger, was awkwardly bent over, sticking his backside out and wiggling it up and down.

The Earth Demon stood up and began walking toward that direction.

"Where are you going?"

The Earth Demon next to him asked. They’d been having a good conversation—why leave abruptly?

The tempted Earth Demon chuckled and said, "Nothing much, gotta pee."

He didn’t want to share his recent discovery with the others.

To Lin Fan, his current actions were shamefully embarrassing. He’d be fine if he successfully lured the Earth Demon over, but if not—now that would truly be humiliating.

For the sake of his own dignity, whether the Earth Demon acknowledged his antics or not, he was resolute in his decision: this one had to die.

Suddenly.

Lin Fan noticed an Earth Demon walking toward him, prompting him to hunch down as his wiggling butt disappeared from the Earth Demon’s sight. The Earth Demon, curious, wondered how the swaying backside he’d just seen could vanish in the blink of an eye.

The Earth Demon lunged forward, finding nothing but air—a brain full of questions.

At that moment.

To the Earth Demon, this behavior was shocking. What he saw wasn’t a charming or seductive face—but a bald head staring at him lecherously.

Immortal Sect disciples...

Just as he was about to shout, a cold gleam sliced through the air and severed his throat.

"Brother, you’ve scored today. Being treated to my mesmerizing butt dance counts as a rare opportunity—it’ll be a story worth bragging about for the rest of your life."

Taking out one Earth Demon greatly improved Lin Fan’s mood.

[Innate Divine Ability acquired: Lifeform Scent Detection.]

Luck wasn’t too bad.

The Earth Demon dropped his innate ability upon death—not a total loss.

But even after killing one Earth Demon, there were still about twenty more left—the sheer number was rather intimidating. Lin Fan knew he’d have to deal with them slowly; attempting brute force head-on would be risky.

The Earth Demon who had previously been chatting with the one that had gone off to pee grew bored. Peeing shouldn’t take this long—where’d he vanish to?

Must’ve had too much to drink and passed out at the urination spot.

Earth Demon urine stank terribly; it was something even their own kind struggled to tolerate—let alone anyone else.

But loyalty among comrades was paramount. Whether repelled by the stench or not, he had to go retrieve the guy—or rather, carry him back. Passing out drunk and just lying around anywhere wasn’t acceptable.

Immortal Sect disciples often labeled Earth Demons as uncivilized beings.

But it wasn’t that some Earth Demons were lacking in civility—it was certain individuals dragging their collective standards through the mud, lowering the bar for everyone!

"Yet another one?" Lin Fan was startled; he could feel the heavy footsteps of another Earth Demon slowly heading his way, accompanied by muttering.

"How come you’re taking so long to pee? Did you pass out where you stood to go?"

"Your drinking skills—pathetic. I’m ashamed of you."

The Earth Demon grumbled, thoroughly displeased with his comrade’s apparent lack of tolerance for alcohol. How much had he even drunk for it to come to this? Absolutely shameful.

Thud!

Just then.

A pair of Earth Demon trousers was flung over.

The Earth Demon flinched, convinced he was under attack. But when he glanced down and saw the pitch-black pants lying on the ground, he froze, then cautiously lifted his gaze toward the shaking grass nearby, sensing something unusual.

"Heh heh heh..."

The Earth Demon chuckled lasciviously. "I knew you were up to something—let me see what kind of wild beast you’ve dragged in this time!"

Excitedly, the Earth Demon reached out his sinful hands toward the grass.

"What the hell! These Earth Demons are vile creatures." Lin Fan was stunned—he hadn’t expected them to be this depraved. Their absurd antics made him question their sanity. Sure, he was no saint, but these Earth Demons seemed downright deranged, reveling in their perversions one after the other.

Feeling bored in the dead of night, the Earth Demon eagerly latched onto this sudden source of intrigue, determined to savor the moment.

As he pulled apart the grass and leaned his devious face in, his pupils contracted sharply as he came face to face with a shiny bald head staring back.

And the owner of this bald head was clearly not an Earth Demon.

"You..." The Earth Demon barely had time to speak before a blade gleaming with a green light struck his head.

Shlick!

Silent as the night.

Lin Fan dragged the headless corpse into the grass below him.

Perfect.

Another gullible fool had taken the bait.