Accidentally invincible!-Chapter 102 - 0: Who Said This?

Lin Fan was acting, and Xi Xi was completely unaware; she genuinely thought a Demon Beast was chasing them, so she dragged Lin Fan around in frantic escape.

Xi Xi’s speed wasn’t slow, but it couldn’t compare to the explosive speed that Lin Fan could unleash.

Lin Fan was willing to give the other party an opportunity to shine.

So, he pretended to run very slowly, as if saying, "You’ll have to pull me along more."

Who knows how long they had been fleeing.

Sweat beads formed on Xi Xi’s baby-fat cheeks, her face flushed and rosy, clearly showing signs of exhaustion.

Lin Fan thought it was about time.

The grand finale was ready to roll.

At this moment.

Lin Fan’s face gradually turned red, spitting out blood forcibly was truly difficult. Even though he wasn’t injured, he had to act like he was—it was truly agonizing.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Xi Xi noticed that Lin Fan’s complexion seemed off and looked immensely worried.

She believed Lin Fan’s sorry state was entirely her fault. If it weren’t for him leading the Demon Beast away to help her obtain the Spirit Grass, he would’ve never ended up like this.

Thud!

A mouthful of old blood spurted wildly, dramatically far, splashing up to seventy or eighty yards—although exaggerated, he aimed to shoot it as far as humanly possible.

Lin Fan pretended to swoon, his face pale like paper, limbs limp as he collapsed directly into Xi Xi’s arms. The increasing weight and chaotic scene caused both of them to tumble down to the ground together.

Hmm!

Soft and squishy.

Hard and firm.

What was that?

But none of this mattered anymore—passing out completely was what truly mattered now.

Xi Xi’s face turned pale in an instant, "Lin Fan, how are you? Say something!"

"Wake up!"

"Please, wake up!"

Right now, Lin Fan truly couldn’t wake up. If he regained consciousness, all the effort from the earlier acting would have gone to waste. While preparing to pretend to be completely unconscious, a thought suddenly struck him—people near death in stories often experience a final, radiant moment of clarity.

There’s a saying: "When a person is about to die, their words become kind."

In nearly every villain’s dying moment, they’d tell the protagonist, "I am your father..."

And then just keel over.

Sometimes, sentimental protagonists might even cry out, "Dad, don’t die!"

"What’s wrong with me?" Lin Fan slowly opened his eyes, gazing blankly with dim and lifeless eyes; then, spotting Xi Xi, he weakly asked, "Miss Xi, did you get the Spirit Grass?"

"I got it," Xi Xi nodded hurriedly, "Hang in there. I’ll take you back to the Sect now. My senior sister is very skilled; she’ll definitely be able to save you."

"That’s good... Did I just cheat death here?" Lin Fan’s lifeless gaze drifted skyward, as he slowly raised his hand, reaching for the sky, "I once thought I’d be able to roam freely in this boundless world. But judging by my condition now... I’m afraid there’s no chance left for me."

"You’ll be fine, you have to hold on—you’ll definitely be alright!" Xi Xi hadn’t foreseen things escalating like this. If she had anticipated this predicament, she would never have let Lin Fan lead the Demon Beast away.

"Don’t speak anymore, you must stay conscious!"

Lin Fan declined her concern with a solemn expression. At this critical moment, it was his perfect opportunity to shine on stage.

"Listen to me. Right now, my mind is flooded with fond memories. Do you want to know why I was so determined to join the Immortal Sect?" Lin Fan said slowly.

Xi Xi lowered her head without replying.

Lin Fan didn’t care about her reaction and continued speaking.

"My hometown is a beautiful little village, isolated from the outside world. My parents were hard-working farmers, and I was their only child. One day, my family saved an injured Immortal. Before the Immortal left, he said I had the talent for cultivation, and gifted me an unnamed Immortal Law. My parents, upon hearing I could cultivate, saw it as our ancestors’ blessings from above. They spared no effort in supporting my cultivation; they took over all the farmwork themselves."

"To ensure I had adequate nutrition, they cooked our only old hen for me, yet they refrained from eating a single piece of meat."

"Later, my elder brother went up the mountain to find a medicinal herb for me and was mauled to death by a ferocious tiger. With his very last breath, he dragged his bloodied, mangled body and brought the herb back to me."

Xi Xi looked at Lin Fan and asked, "Didn’t you just say you’re the only child in your family?"

"No, that’s not important." Lin Fan’s eyes bulged in mock fury, nearly roaring. Then, as though breathless, he resumed weakly, "That was the neighbor’s elder brother—they all placed their hopes on me."

"One day, my parents fell ill from overwork, bedridden and on their last legs—they clasped my hand tightly, pleading with me to continue cultivating. They said, ’You’re the hope of the entire village.’"

"Back then, I was just a child. But my mind was already mature beyond my years. After countless hardships, I finally arrived here. My sole purpose was to join the Immortal Sect. Eventually, once I have honed my skills to perfection, I hoped to revive them. But looking at me now... I don’t think I’ll ever have the chance."

"But I refuse to accept this—I’m the village’s only hope!"

Lin Fan recounted his tale in a dismal tone, deeply sorrowful.

As he shared his fabricated story, Lin Fan’s crocodile tears flowed unexpectedly, even surprising himself with how tragically he could weave this narrative.

He looked up.

Xi Xi’s eyes were slightly red, evidently moved by his sorrowful tale.

"There’s hope. There’s definitely hope! I’ll make sure my senior sister takes you into Taiwu Immortal Sect!"

"Oh, right! I have an elixir—I can’t believe I forgot. My senior sister gave me this elixir."

"If you take it, you’ll surely be fine."

Xi Xi hurriedly took out an elixir.

Lin Fan glanced at it; it was indeed a high-grade elixir.

[Rebirth Reincarnation Pill: Sixth Grade Elixir, refined with a hundred Spirit Grass varieties, containing a life cycle essence capable of healing any injury while enhancing Wood Spirit Root cultivation of Divine Skills.]

"I can’t possibly accept something so valuable," Lin Fan said.

Xi Xi placed the elixir into Lin Fan’s mouth, "Don’t say things like that. Without your help, I wouldn’t have gotten the Spirit Grass in the first place."

For Lin Fan, this elixir was incredibly potent—crisp and delightful. As soon as it entered his body, it erupted with a surge of vitality, rapidly mending his injuries.

"Hmm?"

Lin Fan let out a faint hum. After all, she had given him such a rare treasure—if he continued feigning weakness, that would truly be overplaying his act.

Xi Xi’s gaze was fixed on Lin Fan’s face.

This elixir was undeniably priceless.

Her senior sister had entrusted it to her for life-saving purposes. Now, she had given it to a stranger she’d only recently met. Although she was reluctant, she felt no regret.

Gradually.

Lin Fan’s pallor turned rosy, his complexion far healthier than before.

"What kind of elixir is this? I feel completely rejuvenated," Lin Fan feigned shock.

Seeing Lin Fan steadily recover, Xi Xi let out a breath of relief, then smugly said, "This is a Sixth Grade Rebirth Reincarnation Pill. My senior sister is especially fond of me; she gifted it to me on my birthday. Even if someone’s hanging by a thread, this pill can save them—and it has other benefits too. I’m passing on this good fortune to you."

"Aren’t I incredibly generous?"

Lin Fan looked at the girl, feeling somewhat awkward now.

Deceiving petty schemers never stirred his conscience, but looking at this earnest lass, he suddenly found himself at a loss for words...

"Miss Xi, your kindness is as vast as the heavens. This humble one vows to repay your favor in the next life even if I must become an ox or a horse," Lin Fan said.

Xi Xi frowned unhappily, "Are you saying I’m ugly?"

"Miss Xi, why would you say that?" Lin Fan was momentarily stunned.

"Hmph! Don’t think I don’t understand. Others have told me before: if you repay a life-saving debt with ’becoming a spouse,’ it means the person is attractive. But if you say ’becoming an ox or horse,’ what you really mean is they’re too ugly to consider romantically," Xi Xi puffed up indignantly.

Lin Fan: "..."

Damn it, who came up with this?

Such profound tricks, and people out there have already figured them out!

PS: After release, updates will take it to the next level—I’ve never been a writer who skimps on Chapters.