Wooing my Bodyguard Wife - Chapter 29 I Wish I Was That Crab

Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.Good news: He’s bound to a system.Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people’s private information and scandals. Utterly useless.More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler… doesn’t understand the classics, can’t write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.Xu Yanmiao: “…”Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.…In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He’s getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince’s concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa’s harem… hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn’t there any video…] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where’s the emperor?]—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.The “imperial exam cheating” bomb finally exploded.Xu Yanmiao couldn’t explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn’t match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn’t understand the classics.The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:How do I explain the source of my information…[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General’s Mansion, with the general…]The general’s body shook, and he interjected: “Your Majesty!!!!”“Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there’s still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu… Xu… Xu Yanmiao’s attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!”The crown prince, who couldn’t hear his thoughts: ??[Also, what’s with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig’s milk…]The Imperial Academy lecturer’s face went pale, and he burst out: “Your Majesty!!!!”“I… I agree with the General’s words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He… he… he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!”Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.[They’re all good people, even if their brains don’t work well, they’re trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it’s a pity that I haven’t finished watching the TV series I’ve been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I’m going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress…]“Bang—”The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: “I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!”The civil and military officials couldn’t wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.“Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!”“Long live Your Majesty!”“Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You’ve tired him out by making him stand for so long!”The crown prince: ??Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?

Luo Xingchen traveled to the world of Fairy Tail.

Comes with a plug-in magic sublimator.

Since then, Luo Xingchen has embarked on a different path.

Not to mention, you can borrow the magic crystal emblem transformed from the magic power of the wizard to strengthen yourself.

Mainly, you can also use multiple badges to fuse into a new form?

Please, I’m not the debt king Uub.

But after trying it for real, he realized that this thing is really fragrant.

Of course, occasionally there will be some troubles.

That is, what if the other party does not borrow it?

Easy!

As a mage genius, it’s not too much to awaken a magic, right?

Relying on the awakened devouring magic that can forcibly extract the magic power of the wizard.

Combining two by two…

You have to borrow this power if you borrow it, or you have to borrow it if you don’t borrow it!

When a certain day.

Luo Xingchen held the black dragon’s dark magic crystal badge in his hand, and added the shining star’s light magic crystal badge,

The moment they come together,

The ultimate form that surpassed the gods was born…

- Description from novelbuddy

After self-sacrificing, Yuri transmigrates from an apocalyptic to an interstellar era, inhabiting a disabled girl's body. She enters a joint marriage with a similarly disabled SSS-tier alpha, gaining a share in an ore planet. Determined to help her husband regain leg function and reclaim his SSS-rank, their journey together unfolds.

After a catastrophe swept across the world that destroyed half of the population and countries, a mysterious force passed through the earth that affected all residents, plunging them into unconsciousness for several hours. No one knew what it was.A few lucky people have received the revelation that the world will be destroyed in ten years. During these ten years, the world is waiting for ten disasters, and the last of them will be the end of the world.Another group of people also received a revelation that salvation is in another world. This revelation opened the way for them to another world where they could find solutions to save their home world.The rescuers were young people who were not yet twenty years old. They became awakened, able to transcend the boundaries of worlds.Idan was not among the chosen ones who became awakened. However, luck smiled on his older sister.A year after the world experienced its first disaster, Idan accepted an invitation to attend a grand ball dedicated to overcoming the first of the ten disasters.That day, during the ball, he met a young girl, and some mysterious force chose him. He awakening a mysterious system—the Supreme Husband System. In turn, the girl also received her own system — the Supreme Wife System.And so, the first task he received from his system was to propose marriage to his future wife within one day!English isn't my main language, so please bear with it if you found some mistakes.