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... I'm serious.】

【Xia Dongjie (Legend): Fine then! (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃】

【Xia Dongjie (Legend): I’ll be waiting for you to return! When you do, I won’t just kill youI’ll obliterate you!】

"Pei Zhi Xin added Xia Dongjie and Ji Yunfeng to the group chat."

【Pei Zhi Xin (Fist King): Old Ji, the captain said he’ll kill us.】

【Ji Yunfeng (Evil Spirit): Captain, that’s too much! We’re working for you, and you want us dead?】

【Xia Dongjie (Legend): Do whatever you want ...

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