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... pyramid now looked like a Freudian representation of pent-up sexual energies, and the spirit of slaughtered cows danced around it.

“Viiiiiiiiiccccc!” Chocolatine said, walking and talking in slow motion. “Aaaaarrrrrrrrreeee yyyooooouuuu aaaaalllllrrrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt?”

“Yes,” Victor said. “I feel amazing.” He felt warm inside, as if the energies of the cosmos heated him up.

“Yyoooouuu doonnnottt loookkk aallrrrrigggghtttt!”

“MEEENYYYYEEEOOONNNSSS!”

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