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... lown: The doctor mentioned something about an accident, what do you think it was?

Pierrot: Remember how we were playing with a frisbee last week?

Clown: Oh yeah, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Pierrot: He must have been talking about that head injury. Not the other one.

Clown: Other one?

Pierrot: The one where someone tried to kill you? You told me a bit about it, remember?

Clown: … What did I say? Where was this?

Pier ...

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“Substitute” is an ABO dog-blooded stand-in essay. The heroine Shu Jin is the substitute girlfriend of a certain scumbag boss. After being tortured by the scumbag boss and Bai Yueguang to a serious illness, Shu Jin was tired and decided to give up. .
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Shen Lintian is a scumbag.
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