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... b. Tacky with dried milk and sweat. One leg over the tub's edge while the other jammed against the tub's bottom. Ow... ow ow ouch ow. Fuck, did she fall asleep in the shower?

"Oh my head... I feel like I squirted my brains out." Sakura rubbed her forehead, groaning.

Sasuke's laptop was still on. Set to autoplay, it had played porn for her all night. She'd had the foresight to plug it in. Mute images of a short man with a hefty appendage pummeling a Rubenesque cowgirl to cross-eye ...

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