I Can’t Be Sword God - Chapter 524

Xu Shulou dreams she’s a character in a bizarre storybook.The male lead is Long Aotian, a man with a “Dragon Overlord” script: treasures fall into his lap, beauties vie for his heart.The first heroine is his delicate junior apprentice sister. The second, the Demon Sect’s saintess. The third… the fourth…Where does Xu Shulou rank? She flips through the plot and realizes—despite being Long Aotian’s official fiancée, she’s nothing but a disposable pawn.In the story, her sect elders dote on her fragile junior sister.“Shulou, yield this treasure to your sister. She’s weaker and needs it more.”“Shulou, don’t be unreasonable. Your gentle sister deserves care.”Even Long Aotian prefers the junior sister. He’s a flirtatious mess, forcing Xu Shulou to compete with other women, her jealousy twisting her into a villain. Meanwhile, the junior sister blossoms into a pristine lotus.But Xu Shulou refuses to play along.When the script demands she and her junior sister be kidnapped, Long Aotian saves the “weaker” girl, saying, “Shulou, you’re stronger—you’ll understand.”In reality? Long Ao Tian arrives just in time to see Xu Shulou slaughter the villains, scoop her sister into her arms, and vanish into the sky—without sparing him a glance.When demons attack, the story expects Long Aotian to leave his fiancée and lovers in the sect’s care. The elders protect only the junior sister, letting Xu Shulou be humiliated.In reality? The elders sneer: “Our senior sister dominates the cultivation world. Why would we need you to worry about her?”When the story’s Long Aotian coaxes the Demon Saintess into betraying her clan for him…In reality, the Saintess timidly asks Xu Shulou: “You’re a righteous heroine. I’m a hunted demon. Why would you want to befriend me?”In the script, Xu Shulou claws at other women in jealous rage.In reality, she’d rather live in peace—until Long Aotian pushes too far. Then she draws her sword.In the story, Long Aotian reigns supreme, surrounded by beauties.In reality, Xu Shulou steals his allies, hoards his treasures, and occasionally beats him up—while he sulks.“My sword saves the world and shields the innocent. It’s not for fighting over men.”“See? Dreams lie. I’m the one holding the Dragon Overlord script.”

After his parents died, Alex Roth had a plan: become a wizard. Through hard work, he was accepted into the world’s greatest university of wizardry—but fate had another plan.

On his eighteenth, he is marked as one of his kingdom’s five Heroes, chosen to fight the land’s great enemy. But his brand is 'The Fool', worst of the marks.

Rather than die or serve the other Heroes like Fools in the past, he packs up his little sister, his childhood friend and her cerberus, then flees for the university in hope of refuge, magic and to unravel the truth about his land’s evil.

There’s one small problem: The Mark tries to ruin magic while enhancing skills outside of divinity, combat and spellcraft.…

…that is, unless he can learn to exploit the hell out of it.

One day, the whole world gamified in the eyes of Su Mo.Not only could he use his lifespan to draw cards, but he could also see the hidden attributes of every item in life.As such, when he looked at the hanging lamp above him, he saw:[Item: An old hanging lamp][Hint: It will drop after one minute and seven seconds.]When he looked at his right arm, he saw:[Item: The right arm of a young man][Hint: The grip strength of his right arm is 3% stronger than that of his left arm due to continuous training.]When he looked at the ginseng on the table, he saw:[Item: A stalk of wild ginseng][Hint: It is tinted with a layer of source power. Consuming it could make you feel energized.]…Excited, Su Mo rushed to meet his girlfriend, who was a school beauty and had just agreed to date him.He then saw a bright red HP bar on top of her head.[Item: A very thirsty fox demon][Hint: You might not be able to put up a fight against her.]

ABO, AA, Qiangqiang, dual teachers
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After a car accident, Shen Luyang slipped into a tanmei novel he had read, and there was a system in his head.
System: Your task is to save the protagonist Shou and let him be beautiful alone from the attack. Mission failure, thunder strikes!
Shen Luyang covered his heart: fog grass!​​
The protagonist Gong in this novel called “Love Plus” is a high school teacher. As an S-level Alpha, his family is rich, rich and idle, cold-blooded and perverted, and his force is max. Crazy psychosis in one.
But he is the only teacher in the whole school who can subdue students, and the grades of all the classes he has taught have skyrocketed.​​
All in all, scum is a good teacher, but scum will die.​​
The protagonist Shou is a young teacher who has just graduated and was assigned to this high school. Unfortunately, he was attacked and took a fancy to, and staged a violent robbery.
The protagonist suffers from being an Alpha, and finally ends up in a miserable life.​​
Shen Luyang, the cannon fodder character of the same name in the book, was hit and killed by the attack car in the third chapter because he ran into the attack and threatened the protagonist.
And the node where he passed through the book happened to be the scene of the threat of pushing open the office door…
System: The mission starts, saves the protagonist, the mission fails, and the primary five thunders hit the top!
What the hell!
Shen Lu and Yang Erkang: Thank you, teacher! Bridge, Bridge Bean Sack!
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Tips
1. The sand sculpture dog who can’t help but flirt with the fishing department is attacked, the math teacher X the physics teacher, and the double Alpha is strong
2. The protagonist watched “Sorrowful Love Plus” is a fanfiction, and the original version of “Sorrowful Love” was read. In the original version, Li Gong was a madly criticized law-abiding citizen.
3. Gong doesn’t like the protagonist of the original book, the two books are made up by the author, and there is no prototype
4. There is no big logic, everything serves the plot, have a good time>3
5. The copy was written on February 3, 2021, and screenshots have been taken.

Content tags: Fantasy space system sweet text through books
Search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Luyang ┃ Supporting role: Xie Weihan Han Ersheng ┃ Others: ABO, double A
One sentence introduction: Accidentally bent by a lunatic
Purpose: work hard to live a positive life and enjoy life.

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