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... pointed his obscenely large sword at me like he was overcompensating for his celibacy.
All because my supposed subjects had been gossiping like bored housewives on a wine night.
I never jerked off from the castle's window. And even if I did, I definitely would've closed the curtains.
But that's not the point here.
Malthus was angry because I made a man pregnant by just a drop of my cum and apparently I am also the father of hundreds of children, some of them inclu ...
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