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... in anymore, his belly was about to burst from the pain, even letting out smelly farts from time to time, causing his *ss to tighten by itself.

After dawdling in his bed for a long time, seeing that his crap was about to come out, he didn’t dare be lazy anymore and quickly draped over his coat, grabbing his phone and hurrying to the yard.

In the rural areas, the toilets were located outside.

He ran over to the large door, and through the large door leading to the yard, there was ...

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