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Then it evolved into outright guffaws.

Then it became roaring, howling laughter that echoed through the entire hall.

"Hahaha! Look at him! He actually said it with a straight face!"

"Does he think we're idiots?!"

"Optimizing medicinal properties?! Creating perfect breeding conditions?! What is he, a celestial beast reborn?!"

"I swear, I've never seen someone talk so much nonsense and still act serious!"

"This is a new level of shamelessne ...

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